Joke: Getting Even

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Joined: 02/09/2008
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Message Posted:
23/10/2008 17:33

One day we found a straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight dirty, smelly, skinny, and hair all matted. We felt sorry for it so we put it in a carrier and took it to the vet & named her "Pussycat.

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. My husband said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. They love to hate each other. Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room was full. A side door opened and the vet leaned in -he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!" Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even