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borodave


Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 167

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 14:29

took a weekend break to london and was walking my dog across a park when i spotted the full spurs squad training. when getting closer i noticed they were kicking a hedgehog all over the field in a practice match. i shouted over thats not very nice i am going to report you to the r s p c a. the hedgehog shouted back leave it out mate im winning 3.0.............please no chelsea jokes

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 15:29

Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,.

'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Immediately, there was the answer.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 15:29

As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,

'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.

There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!