Put some clothes on please

spangles


Joined: 22/10/2008
Posts: 411

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 17:25

October 24th in Cyprus. Seen standing by the main Girne - Lapta road a guy wearing just a pair of Speedos. What was he thinking!

ps. it wasn't Daniel Craig (nor Nige I think)

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 17:33

hi spangles , welcome to the forum , are you sure it was'nt nige , i know he's a thongster , but it is his b'day he might have got some speedo's as a present

regards , simbas

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 17:39

He was probably thinking, 'who's nicked my clothes'?

jacktheladett


Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 528

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 17:40

Daniel Craig in speedo's in Cyprus, now that's a very nice thought.

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 17:44

nige in his thong it was not, this thread would have been called the Elephant man !!!!!!!!!!

joandjelly


Joined: 24/02/2008
Posts: 2953

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 17:58

I regularly see men walking along the street in only shorts though luckily I have thus far been spared the sight of a man in Speedos (it's bad enough on the beach). Why oh why do they think we want to look at their hideous bellies? The same goes for women wearing cropped tops.



Unless you have a perfectly toned midriff, please keep it to yourself.



Thanking you in anticipation (but not holding my breath).

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 18:00

you are so modest nige

mountbatten


Joined: 12/04/2008
Posts: 102

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 19:03

Spangles

He was thinking,what are you thinking

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 19:06

hideous bellies



It has taken me 49 years and lots of ££££ to get my hideous bellie please avert your eyes if you do not like to see a man in all his GLORY.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 19:08

It's called a six keg nige..............

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 19:11

Speedos... Nige would feel positively overdressed!



You could make three thongs out one pair....



Nige I take it the Elephant Man was a reference to your backside?

mountbatten


Joined: 12/04/2008
Posts: 102

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 19:27

A man was looking down over his very large belly,shouting,where's my little willy

He turned up after five minutes

RedSnapper


Joined: 12/08/2008
Posts: 540

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 19:30

i`m surprised he dared to go on the Lapta road, theres a speedo camera down there...

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 19:30

Groucho my nose of course

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 23:05

Hi all,

The elephant thing takes me back to when my youngest girl was about two years old and dad and Aimie were taking a bath together.Everything was pretty sombre untill Aimie shouted out "mam, mam dads got an elephants trunk"thats my girl,

Paul.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 23:22

oh no not you as well paul , modest to a fault

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 23:42

Pat,

It was just a moment that will stay with the wife and i forever.In fact we still have a laugh about it.Obviously Aimie doesnt remember it and finds it embarrasing that we even had a bath together,

Paul.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
24/10/2008 23:50

oh bless ! we parents certainly can embarass our kids eh !

pat

windmill


Joined: 06/07/2008
Posts: 143

Message Posted:
25/10/2008 11:45

Newlad,you lucky thing

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
25/10/2008 11:52

Lets face the only Elephant Aimie may have seen would have been a small pink toy cuddly toy... hardly worth boasting about ha ha!