very drunk neighbor(bombed)part 2

canada


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Message Posted:
04/06/2011 18:56

any one want to know what happened when i met the neighbors wife???

dizzycows


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Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
04/06/2011 18:58

yes please, episode 2... Don't hold back, tell us all...

proger1



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Message Posted:
04/06/2011 18:59

As long as there are no dog's involved it would be great to hear it

DutchCrusader



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Message Posted:
04/06/2011 18:59

the Sun44 continued.

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
04/06/2011 19:01

I know, you canucked her!



Richard

Tenakoutou



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Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
04/06/2011 19:06

Msg 1:



Go on, tell us that, while he was 'in his cups', you eloped together!

proger1



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Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
04/06/2011 19:08

Sorry but, what is "in his cups"?

martinD41


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Message Posted:
04/06/2011 19:44

Come on ten, give us the "Drum"

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
04/06/2011 19:48

Mr Canada, signed in, posted and then logged off, probably back to his logging job as a lumberjack!



Richard

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
04/06/2011 20:16

what are the rules on what i can say on this forum cause i dont want to ruffle anybodys feathers .can i say it as it happenned or do i have to use hints.

nurseawful



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Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
04/06/2011 20:18

Just go for it everyone else does on here!



Chris

martinD41


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Message Posted:
04/06/2011 20:19

If in doubt, spit it out........... Use Kiwi/Ozzie rules....

canada


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Posts: 195

Message Posted:
04/06/2011 20:23

can i talk about really hairy beavers without having somebody tell me off?

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
04/06/2011 20:27

Try the clubs, they're all bloody shaved!



Richard

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
04/06/2011 20:29

Okay Doc, what's up with the neighbours wife?!



Richard

martinD41


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Message Posted:
04/06/2011 20:37

Don't tell us, it's got "Teeth"

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
04/06/2011 20:40

Msg 16

'Teeth'! Hell, the little ferrets are supposed to suck!



Richard

bigOz


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Posts: 1244

Message Posted:
04/06/2011 20:50

Geee! What's up Doc?

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
04/06/2011 21:09

Is the Doctor just a PHD

Asking why his Country is only an ex-colony

Thought to flee to the TRNC

Ending up on his knees

Kissing his neighbours wife's frailties



Sorry!!!!



Richard

martinD41


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Message Posted:
04/06/2011 21:10

Doc,,,Can you still walk.??.

dizzycows


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Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
04/06/2011 22:23

Flipping eck, we are all waiting in suspense, ....well? ... what happened ?....





I know, you sat down and chatted about the weather!!...............

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/06/2011 22:44

She gave you one...

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
04/06/2011 22:50

The Doc's not back so probably self-medicated on the blue tabs and has gone for seconds!



Richard

dizzycows


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Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
04/06/2011 22:58

one what jock1? her last rollo, ....

dizzycows


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Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
05/06/2011 18:04

resurrected because we never really had a proper answer from canada, and Im bored with the squabble of flipping tv discs, masks or what ever....

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
05/06/2011 18:43

The Canuck swings

The Canuck falls

The Canuck dives

On any beavers balls



Richard

canada


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Posts: 195

Message Posted:
05/06/2011 21:44

the wife is a sweet looking dark skined woman no more than 25 and she felt shy to look at me face to face .

after repeating doctor a few times she became aproachable and i invited her to house any morning she wanted by gestures and pointing at my watch and showing time ,im lucky my lady is in toronto for another 2 weeks .two days later she came after the husband left and she brought sweets and i made tea ,made sure all the curtains were closed and the television on loud as we went to the kitchen .communication was going nowhere but i brought out the stethoscope and started getting closer to her and she blushed .i could hear the husbands moped coming down the street so i took her in the back yard and she climbed over the short wall to her back yard .but i gets better

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
05/06/2011 21:57

I dont know if i could read anymore as i have a big erection just now.............

dizzycows


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Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
05/06/2011 22:01

flipping eck, ......

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
05/06/2011 22:02

Msg 27

Great news, but please don't say she was having problems with her mobile satellite dish, remonstrating in a round gesture so you'd get to the point!!!



Richard

rowlo



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Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
05/06/2011 22:02

maybe that moped you heard coming was actually her heart beating ?

dizzycows


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Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
05/06/2011 22:06

Brins, not mobile sat dish, moped, he was moping, cos he couldn't join in ....

rowlo



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Message Posted:
05/06/2011 22:08

keep on topic dizzy , no more sat stuff 2nite please

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
05/06/2011 22:13

Is there a Turkish translation of this?!

http://youtu.be/kIdFzP0TJxc



Richard

dizzycows


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Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
05/06/2011 22:22

at least we are having a 'larf'..............

Jessie


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Message Posted:
05/06/2011 22:38

How did you manage that jock? Did you borrow someone else's?

Tenakoutou



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Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 08:40

In 'his cups' = inebriated [old English term] - ref. The Concise Oxford Dictionary (Third Edition - 1934).

proger1



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Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 08:50

Thanks Ten' but I had googly googly googlydo'd it by the time you got back to me, it made more sense after I got the definition, sorry for being ignorant, I only know the [old Scottish terms] like "oot oh his heed" or "aff his napper, wee the sahs"



Thanks again

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 09:10

apparently "In His Cups" first appeared in written form in, of all places, the KING JAMES BIBLE >>>>1611..

Ralph96



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Posts: 531

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 09:20

Carry on canada...Im wearing my toilet paper tie.

canada


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Posts: 195

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 16:08

so after the close call with the husband i decided its best that i buy lots of booze and different kinds and invite the neighbor for lots of drinks early in the evening before he is hammered by him self and get him totally blitzed.hopefully i can get him so out of it that i wont have to worry about him and then i have some time to get to the wife ,of course it has to be a hit and run cause she pretty well got the message last time ,especially the way i helped her over the wall.now i have to decide which nite is the best and all booze will be served warm so it can kick in quickly cause this guy can drink alot and frankly i dont wont to see him swearing and peeing himself again .when his bombed i will just leave him in the back yard laying face down and lock the back door and the gate leading to the front of the house .now i must pick a nite.

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 17:12

Doc, Just shoot him, move his wife in and when yours arrives explain it's a 'menage a trois', it's how things are done in the TRNC!



Richard

rowlo



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Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 17:15

i think shes moved in with jock after reading his msg28

dizzycows


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Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 17:18

but thats murder, brines, ......

rowlo



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Message Posted:
06/06/2011 17:21

dizzy , you seem to be able to get away with everything else here ? no harm in trying

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
06/06/2011 17:23

Msg 44

Not as much murder the Doc will have to endure servicing two women on a daily basis!



Richard

Deniz1


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Message Posted:
06/06/2011 17:29

Msg 36 That was brilliant.

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 17:48

This has brightened up my day.Still herein the UK and forgot how mad you lot are xxxxx

rowlo



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Message Posted:
06/06/2011 17:52

keep laughing lilli .

Lilli



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Message Posted:
06/06/2011 17:59

Im trying Rolls, reading some of the posts on here though has given me a\laugh x

simbas



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Message Posted:
06/06/2011 18:04

Really Lilli !

nurseawful



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Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 19:15

Don't know about you Simbas but I certainly have never worked with a doctor with that amount of imagination!



Chris

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 19:16

im going to place him face down so he wont choke on his puke ,of course his head will be tilted .i have been exchanging glances all day with his wife like two hungry wolves and she keeps going into the back yard very often .do you think its time to show her my hockey stick?she is a hot one that looks like she has been neglected and if the canadian wife finds out ive had it .

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 19:55

With your ice-hockey stick you could always put one in the cooler whilst putting the puck into one goal, awaiting to score at the other end a bit later!



Richard

canada


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Posts: 195

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 20:15

message 54

LOL LOL

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 20:50

yeah! you are right there Chris , sounds like he needs a Dr

Simbas

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 21:11

i will give my self a check up to see if im ok .

i had one in toronto general before i got here but you never know

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 21:38

Msg 57

Doc, Warts an' all?!



Richard

canada


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Posts: 195

Message Posted:
06/06/2011 21:52

i even turned and coughed

canada


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Posts: 195

Message Posted:
07/06/2011 22:28

going to iraq ,ive been called up flying thru LCA

trauma surgery tour

back in 3 months

hopefully not in a body bag

have a nice summer

martinD41


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Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
07/06/2011 22:34

Off you go then....may be you will return with another load of nonsense..........

jock1



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Message Posted:
07/06/2011 22:35

no problem..im looking after the neighbours wife now...

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
07/06/2011 22:50

"do you think it's time to show her my Hockey stick"



This is no time for playing games! Get on with it! )

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
07/06/2011 23:00

Go for it Jock - show her your Birch! )

steptoenoel


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Message Posted:
08/06/2011 02:06

and to think i felt sorry for him