Needed - volunteer white (ish) van "man"

Hamish


Joined: 19/01/2011
Posts: 128

Message Posted:
10/06/2011 12:33

Q - Can you drive like The Stig ? If yes score your self 1 point. If no score your self 2 points. Proceed to next Q.

Q - Do you think you can drive like The Stig ? If yes score 2 points. If no score 0 points. Proceed to next Q.

Q - Do you have a White "van man" attitude ? If yes score 1 point. If no score 2 points. Proceed to next Q.

Q - Do other people think you have a "white van man " attitude ? if yes score 0 points. If yes score 2 points. Proceed to next Q.

Q - Do you want to drive an "off white" van fully loaded (with dogs and cats!) ? If yes score 1 points. If no score 0 points.

Q - Do you have some spare time every week ? If yes score 1 points. if no then score 0 points and finish now.



If you have scored 6 points then you could be the next KAR "van man" - a prestigious voluntary part time position (company vehicle provided - complete with barking surround sound stereo). Please call the KAR office to discuss the finer points (and benefits !) of this role. 0533 8694098

Tango1


Joined: 19/02/2011
Posts: 1151

Message Posted:
10/06/2011 23:14

BTT - anyone got just a few hours to spare. KAR needs your help, please.

4paws


Joined: 05/08/2009
Posts: 40

Message Posted:
11/06/2011 10:40

Hi Tango1, just might have a volunteer for you, he would like some more info about responsibilities etc,

does it have to be "male" if not you could end up with 2 volunteers.

If you are interested please phone 0533 835 7771 - Brian



4 paws

Tango1


Joined: 19/02/2011
Posts: 1151

Message Posted:
11/06/2011 10:49

Thanks 4paws, I'll get in touch with office and ask them to contact you asap next week. KAR would accept a two headed baboon provided it could drive a van and liked dogs serenading it as it drove around. Not for one moment am I suggesting your possible volunteers resemble baboons of course!!