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negativenick


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Message Posted:
10/06/2011 14:24

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A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.



He decides to test it at dinner.





"Son, where were you today?"



Son says "at school dad."



Robot slaps the son!



"Ok, i watched a dvd at my mates!"



"What dvd?"



"Toy story."



Robot slaps the son again!



"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.



"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad.

Robot slaps the dad!



Mum laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."



Robot slaps The mum!





Cloggy disclaimer - this was cut and pasted off tinternet - so no need for your "same same twaddle".........



DutchCrusader



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Message Posted:
10/06/2011 14:26

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ivebinad


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Message Posted:
10/06/2011 14:26

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nn tried your gmex email not working give me a email its kevin the guy that bought your pool paint ty



negativenick


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Message Posted:
10/06/2011 14:29

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mess 3



just e mailed you.......





mess 2 - what a life you lead Dutch............



DutchCrusader



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Message Posted:
10/06/2011 14:41

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@ msg 4, NN: (...) mess 2 - what a life you lead Dutch............ (...)

▶ Indeed! So much more interesting and busy - and interested in (Northern) Cyprus - than others...



negativenick


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Message Posted:
10/06/2011 19:48

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mess 5 - most folk are interested in leaving the place



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AnthonySmith


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Message Posted:
10/06/2011 20:02

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I don't know which was funnier, message 1 or 5



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