( Joke ) Drugs have two names

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
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Message Posted:
27/10/2008 14:12

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.



The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.



Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.



Tho

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
27/10/2008 14:16

Little Nige.. that is extremely funny what a cracker....

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
27/10/2008 15:04

They could have a catchphrase - "things go better with poke"!

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
27/10/2008 15:38

No1 Doyen.. You missed out the letter "a" didnt you!!!!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
27/10/2008 15:49

Yes. Sorry coachie - but you know what I meant

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
27/10/2008 15:57

i think i will keep to my rhino horn powder for the time being, my wife said it was just a placebo but i dont know what that means.been taking it for two weeks now with no effect, but iv,e just noticed i need a bigger bra.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
27/10/2008 19:17

Whit's a bra fir ?

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
27/10/2008 19:25

Wait till you start taking powdered Tiger's Todger.... I think it's called OTT and it puts led in your pencil... which is great if you want to write about sex... but bloody useless if you don't fancy big cats for a partner....



Ooh those claws...

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
27/10/2008 22:32

Cruggs..thought he was a tenor that placibo.....