buying Danny Fisher tickets over the phone - what a nightmare....

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 13:25

I just tried to buy tickets for Danny Fisher's Elvis Tribute at the curry house...............



What a bloody nightmare, it was an automated telephone system....



I had to press 1 for the money, and 2 for the show...............





;0)....

AnthonySmith


Joined: 14/05/2009
Posts: 455

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 13:48

Giggle

suehowlittle


Joined: 31/10/2010
Posts: 1202

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 14:33

Good one but.......(is it original?) lol

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 16:44

mes 3 - er i think so........................

Pugwash


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 1797

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 17:17

er I think not, try Google.



"Just tried to buy a ticket for an Elvis Presley tribute show. Right nightmare, was on an automated telephone system. I had to press 1 for the money...... 2 for the show.......

June 13 at 2:50pm · Like · Comment"

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 17:21

msg 5.

...and you bothered to google it?

Pugwash


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 1797

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 17:27

better than believing NN

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 17:47

No comment.

0maintenance


Joined: 22/09/2010
Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 17:48

Wow.



Thats a 1st !

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 18:16

mess 7 - hogwash - you tried HRT ??



apparently does wonders at your age...............

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 18:22

mess 8 - haven't you got a chess game to go to ??....................

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 18:23

@ msg 11, NitwitNick: Riveting.....................

Pugwash


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 1797

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 18:53

At least I do not pretend to make up jokes that can be "found" on the internet NN, now how SAD is that, much worse than just posting them, now you claim them as your own.

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 19:09

@ msg 13, pugwash: Not nice, Pugwash... Tsk...

P.S. NitwitNick's life is difficult enough. He had to change his profile to delete the lie "Profession: retired lawyer". Well, what's the difference between a lawyer and a lyer..?

Pugwash


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 1797

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 19:10

Not much it seems.

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 20:43

mess 13 - i never have laid claim to any of the jokes being "mine"................



mess 14 - DC - you are one twisted so and so - you need to take a packet of "chill pills" - i think you are officially the most dis-liked person on cy44 - how does that feel ????

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 21:44

@ msg 16, NitwitNick: (...) how does that feel ???? (...)

▶ It feels great when > you < say it.

Stay off my back and I'll happily stay away from you - I told you in a previous post. All you have to say is: good idea. Difficult, eh?

0maintenance


Joined: 22/09/2010
Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 22:04

Message 17 says



(Stay off my back and I'll happily stay away from you - I told you in a previous post. All you have to say is: good idea. Difficult, eh?)



stay of my back and I'll happily stay away from you,so you say.



so what was the point of message 8 i wonder.

Rufusa


Joined: 20/06/2011
Posts: 26

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 22:49

Personally I have nothing against hearing a joke I may have heard before. That's how they get spread around.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 22:53

I need to hear them one or two times as I always forget the punch line xxxx

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
21/06/2011 09:26

aw cmon lilli.. to get to the other side.....