Neg Nick "joke of the Week"

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 13:27

i got some herbs in my eye the other day



now i'm parsley sighted

paddywack


Joined: 04/05/2009
Posts: 959

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 13:56

Your standards are dropping.

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 13:59

Fairly certain I used that one on here a few weeks back,



Looks like N.N.s going blind at last. I wonder why !

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 14:04

I liked it Nick !!

paddywack


Joined: 04/05/2009
Posts: 959

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 14:14

The old ones are the best.

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 14:20

just for you nick nack:



There's an old flasher in our village who was going to retire, but he thought he'd stick it out for another year...

suehowlittle


Joined: 31/10/2010
Posts: 1202

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 15:40

Ha, ha, ha, thats even funnier!

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 18:19

mess 7 - just for you sue:



The wife said she wants a divorce because I didn't open the door for her...















Its not my fault...I just panicked and swam to the surface

wattys


Joined: 07/10/2008
Posts: 278

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 18:37

Apparently theres a glut of asparagus in the Evesham area, but there having a problem with women squatters in the fields.

chriswife


Joined: 30/03/2011
Posts: 449

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 18:47

i loved it gave hubby a whole 'remmeber my eye was sore the other day.....' spiel he has just called me an idiot charming



yep nick he's the one on the moped with builders bum

chriswife


Joined: 30/03/2011
Posts: 449

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 18:48

ladder, tools, hammer, nails, saw etc.

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 21:37

msg 10..chriswife......... does he remmeber or remember?...

chriswife


Joined: 30/03/2011
Posts: 449

Message Posted:
20/06/2011 23:44

blumin backspace gone on keyboard and i got typing dyslexia not a good combo .....oo and a bit lazy with corectin too teachers for ya

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
21/06/2011 22:53

I thought my mother-in-law would have been an ideal candidate for a new reality show I saw advertised





That was until I realised the title actually read Old Fact Hunt .

suehowlittle


Joined: 31/10/2010
Posts: 1202

Message Posted:
21/06/2011 23:06

Actually Nick, that is a recurring nightmare of mine, being trapped underwater in a boat in a cabin. You must be going blooming psychic!!!



All future jokes for me must not have anything to do with water.



What the hell am I doing here, a small island surrounded by the stuff?

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
21/06/2011 23:22

Msg 15 , trying to get your deeds ?

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
21/06/2011 23:26

You can't blame Ryan Giggs for sleeping with Imogen Thomas....



Any girl who's name is an anagram of "A Smooth Minge" has got to be worth a dabble... lOl

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
21/06/2011 23:28

They asked Giggs if he liked Mancheester

Yeah he replied but sometimes I do miss Wales