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negativenick
Joined: 10/11/2008
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23/06/2011 15:05 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 14 in Discussion |
| "mummy....what's love juice"?
"where did you hear that"?
"on the television"
"AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING"???
"Wimbledon" |
philbailey
Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534
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23/06/2011 15:09 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 14 in Discussion |
| Some jackass nearly ran me off the road the other night. |
negativenick
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23/06/2011 15:15 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 14 in Discussion |
| mess 2
so how does he smell, then ? |
philbailey
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Message Posted:
23/06/2011 15:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 14 in Discussion |
| Nick, think about it
very topical joke, |
Pugwash
Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 1797
Message Posted:
23/06/2011 15:33 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 14 in Discussion |
| Have you been trawling the internet again NN? |
skoda
Joined: 21/06/2010
Posts: 37
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23/06/2011 15:34 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 14 in Discussion |
| there was a small earthquake yesterday east of Kyrenia the epi centre was at Tatlisu near the Sevilla site. It caused over half a million pounds worth of improvements. |
ttoli
Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172
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23/06/2011 16:01 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 14 in Discussion |
| Gerrard: "Liverpool is a magical place."
Probably explains why so much stuff disappears there... |
dublinderm
Joined: 26/09/2009
Posts: 538
Message Posted:
23/06/2011 19:53 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 14 in Discussion |
| Msg 2
I get it!!!!
Poor taste
Funny though.
DD |
philbailey
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24/06/2011 08:00 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 14 in Discussion |
| msg 8, at last, lol |
Hoylemiller
Joined: 03/09/2010
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Message Posted:
24/06/2011 10:42 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 14 in Discussion |
| Just broken the world record for holding your breath underwater. An incredible 8 minutes, 42 seconds.
It all started when a girl at the swimming baths shouted "thats him over there daddy" |
philbailey
Joined: 17/01/2011
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24/06/2011 13:23 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 14 in Discussion |
| I asked a Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had . He fell asleep while counting them |
martinev
Joined: 24/10/2008
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24/06/2011 15:23 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 14 in Discussion |
| I once asked a Welshman "are you shearing that sheep" and he replied "you go away and get your own"!!
Martinev |
philbailey
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24/06/2011 15:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 14 in Discussion |
| Wife has left me . She says she can no longer cope with my fetish for caressing pasta .
Right now I am feeling canneloni . |
billyboy1
Joined: 01/06/2009
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24/06/2011 17:31 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 14 of 14 in Discussion |
| As the groom entered the church, the best man noticed he had the biggest, brightest smile on his face. "you really look happy to be getting married." The groom replied, "Well, that's because I just got the best blow job of my life and I'm here to marry the woman who gave it to me!" In another part of the church, the chief bridesmaid told the bride, "You look happier than I've ever seen you." The bride replied, "Honey, that's because I just gave my last blow job!" |
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