( Joke ) do not lie to mum

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
30/10/2008 17:03

Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than



met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.

About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?

'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.







So he sat down and wrote



DEAR MOTHER,



I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING E

Wilts Girl


Joined: 16/07/2008
Posts: 159

Message Posted:
30/10/2008 17:26

Come on Nige, Im on tenderhooks here, wheres the rest??

karakum5c



Joined: 18/03/2008
Posts: 1021

Message Posted:
30/10/2008 17:48

I thought i was being stupid when i didnt get it.

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
30/10/2008 17:55

EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.



LOVE PETER







Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read







DEAR SON,



I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.



LOVE MUM





Lesson of the day,



NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

Wilts Girl


Joined: 16/07/2008
Posts: 159

Message Posted:
30/10/2008 17:56

Very good Nige, I think I may have heard a variation of this years ago but two men living together!

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
30/10/2008 17:58

Lol, I thought I had heard this before but with a different end.

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
30/10/2008 18:05

Yeah it was originally a joke about a lad and his gay flatmate but Nige has for some reason converted it....

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
30/10/2008 18:08

nigel has done so such thing Groucho.



Please no more of your unfounded Allegations.



I hae posted it just as I have recieved it.

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
30/10/2008 18:12

I agree with Nige. His version was sent to me on the net last week. Maybe the gay versions just stick in some folks' minds a bit more?

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
30/10/2008 18:27

No matter what,

still a good joke,

keep them comming Nige