Joke

Mindy



Joined: 27/10/2008
Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
31/10/2008 18:53

Man kills a deer and takes it home to cook. He and his wife decide not to tell kids wot it is but to give them a clue and let them guess. Kids are eager to know what meat is on the plate, so beg Dad for clue. "Well" says Dad "It's what Mummy calls me sometimes"....... The little girl screams: "Dont eat it..... It's an A*se hole.

augusta



Joined: 10/06/2008
Posts: 173

Message Posted:
31/10/2008 19:29

hi Mindy



how about the wonderful english translations we get to read when we are abroad....

like this menu for an evening meal:



Prawn cock and tail



pork with garbage



sweat from the trolley



garlic coffee

Mindy



Joined: 27/10/2008
Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
31/10/2008 20:30

i know what u mean, like lamp chobs

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
31/10/2008 20:43

Mindy - know what you mean. First saw this spelling years ago in Greece. Also on the menu were bolled eggs. Unfortunately, the names seemed to stick and in fact we had lamp chobs last night!