I am only 5'6 tall and

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 01:01

on the fat scale I am morbidly obese.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 01:03

Get taller.

sienna


Joined: 09/01/2009
Posts: 1627

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 01:05

have you got no friends in the pub ! so you scattergun this forum

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 01:07

I can't, infact I am reliably informed I will get shorter as I get older, on the other hand, I am massive. maybe some of you will meet me some day?At the moment I am about 151/2 stone when I arrive I hope to be 14 stone.

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 01:09

Eat less..







If you have an eating disorder call me I am here to help,,



I will tie you up and eat in front of you..for about a week..Some people may say that is unkind but to be honest I so much prefer to challenge a client...........





Spider,X

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 01:10

151 stone ?

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 01:12

I am and always have been a loner, no more than one friend at a time, people are untrustworthy liars as a rule and I don't suffer fools gladly.Treat me as you wish to be treated and you have someone to watch your back for life, do me wrong and you don't.

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 01:13

Nope I can crush a grape, I am massive, I have a 34" waist.

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 01:17

I kept my head shaved for about 20 years and when I grew it back the shock and awe was unreal, everyone thought I was bald when infact I have a headful of curly hair.

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 01:25

I wear xxl shirts

Ballyboffin


Joined: 25/08/2007
Posts: 903

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 01:27

Jaze,



White coats and a 999 call....



Unless, perhaps " He has a cunning plan "



Give me strength !

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 01:27

I have 29" legs

Riddles


Joined: 26/04/2011
Posts: 429

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 02:46

Forums are great for people who, in real life, no one would listen to..

Katrin983


Joined: 06/06/2011
Posts: 69

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 10:46

You're still human..





keep ya head high..

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 10:52

Not only billy no mates but short and fat with it, poor soul.

cyprusairsoft



Joined: 22/06/2009
Posts: 2066

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 10:53

your genitals get bigger when your older

Panchocat


Joined: 29/11/2009
Posts: 1333

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 17:59

Reckon he's on his way to getting 5 stars in record time judging by the threads he has started of late!!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 18:01

Have you got any tattoos?

Pugwash


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 1797

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 18:25

I am only 5'6 tall and..........



a plonker

araneae


Joined: 24/06/2011
Posts: 193

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 18:31

morbidly obese stand proud it's taken you 51 years to get that way somw are so darned nasty they hide their faces when the go out .

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 18:35

Rooomy, you are so funny, but you cant be 151 stone ... lol.....

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 18:38

Do you know Snow White?

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 19:44

I have triball tatoos on my right shoulder, shoulder blade and arm and I have dots on the knuckles of my left hand.

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 19:47

I have 18" biceps and a 46" chest.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 19:48

You sound very much like another member on here.

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 20:04

Msg 19



We are the same height but I am not a plonker, how awful for you.

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 20:08

Msg 22



Hahahahahahahaha...very droll.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 20:14

He certainly does Bill

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 20:15

Who might that be says I because this is definitely the one and only time I have ever registered and posted here.

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
02/07/2011 20:33

roomy did you mean troll!

msg 27?