Old AGE AND HOW.....

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 15:49

How do you come to terms with " old age "



spent the morning lifting tiles on the patio to replace them



and spent the afternoon in " agony "



how do older members come to terms with getting older and not being able to do the things they used to be able to do ?

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 15:57

nige.



I just enjoy doing what I can do well. Anything else, I get someone else to do!



Every morning I just say ''this is another day closer to death''. Cheers me up no end!

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 15:58

Nige take lots and lots of drugs... then have glass of red... it won't stop the pain but you won't care....

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 16:00

nahh do not do drugs nowadays spped coke and dope arthings of the past ...................





Since meeting ny wife I am a good boy now 19 years and onting TURNED MY LIFE ARROUND.

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 16:04

Wot no Ibuprofen? A bit harsh....

The butler


Joined: 22/06/2007
Posts: 1958

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 16:21

Hi Nige,



At 39 I had my 1st hip replacement and thought my life was over but you learn to live with your limitations and make the most of what you can do. Stop trying to do what you could do 20 years ago and accept that you have to slow down as you get older. Relax and let someone else do the hard work for you and enjoy the time with your wife.



The Butlers wife

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 16:23

The butler



Thanks very much just as I suspected................ the mind is willing but the wallet is feeble

dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 16:36

Every morning you wake up and realise you have another pain but at least it tells you that you are still alive!

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 16:36

Msg 3"...take lots and lots of drugs... then have glass of red..."



Both at the same time, surely?

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 20:00

nige you know the saying your as old as the woman you feel all i can say you are so lucky, you must feel like 30 she is beautiful keep young in mind young in heart and tell the mind to tell the body that you are young. however dont take on more than you can do . you are one of the luckiest people i know because you have a very young outlook on life not peter pan i know but you do have a great outlook and you certainly keep us informed and sometimes entertained. If all this advise fails whats was the drink to fortifty the over 50s santogen or something like that i think lol lilli

Hector


Joined: 26/08/2008
Posts: 2352

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 20:02

Apparently several hours of tantric sex a day helps............

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 20:03

hi butlers wife wish i had my very own butler got to make do with ahef you dosent feed me. Good advice i will remember that.take good care lilli

Hector


Joined: 26/08/2008
Posts: 2352

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 20:03

.......if only..........

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 20:06

nige ! i,m 90 and my partners 25 we make love 10 times a day so i went to the doctors for help ! !!! he said there,s nothing on the market that can help you sorry !! i told him it wasnt for me but for her she cant keep up with me !!!!!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 20:07

sorry sould read chef i think

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 20:21

Lilli how many drugs and how much red?

bigears


Joined: 14/03/2008
Posts: 62

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 20:24

we do as much as we can, slower, but there is no hurry, pace oursleves and we get it done quicker than we thought. Work at jobs we want to do in the mornings and rest in the afternoons. sue

The butler


Joined: 22/06/2007
Posts: 1958

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 20:27

Hi Lilli,



Yes I am very lucky, I have my own butler and he is lovely with it. We take care of each other, I do what I can to look after him and he does what he can to look after me and between us we manage to have a happy life.



The Butlers wife

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 20:49

hi groucho only 10mg atenolol plenty white i wish i could do red as we have barrolo and every night i look and think that would lower my blood pressure but no matter how good the quality french, italian or whatever i stick to pino grigo i am going to find a good chablis. back in uk i only drank champange another life but i never suffered a hangover as nige claims age has a lot to answer for. you keep on with your tipple and i hope to meet you if i havent already as nobody introduces themselves which i find hard as you all know who ii am. I just wish when they come in they would say I am groucho or whomever. thank you anyway i love talking to you all xxxx lilli

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 20:57

hi butlers wife thats what its all about lots of tlc. You know i wish we had the time its hard work working here. love and care for each other which i know you do. the old irish blessing may the sun shine on yur shoulders, may your shoulders be strong enough to carry your burdens, if your burdends are to heavy may you have a good wife to lift them. strongest sex or what girl. take care lilli xxx

no1doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 21:30

Join a gym and go 3-4 times a week. That'll keep you fit and healthy.

Rocker



Joined: 24/09/2008
Posts: 384

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 11:47

I teach first aid once twic a week and as a member of the Emergency Service Volunteers it keeps me mind active and me body fairly fit.

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 11:50

Join a gym and go 3-4 times a week. That'll keep you fit and healthy.





Ahhh yes but how do you handle not being able to do 200 sit ups like you could 20 years ago ?



Still aching today lol.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 12:20

Nige, you can still do 200 sit ups, just do 10 a day for 20 days

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 18:53

Warm up and stretch off. Most important.

harita


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 1343

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 19:00

No1Doyen said...

"Join a gym and go 3-4 times a week. That'll keep you fit and healthy."



Avoid exercise like the plague... Thats why the physios are so busy... Pulled muscles, sprains & strains etc, etc, etc ... Walk don't run...

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 20:16

What is this man on about? Sex God.? Try going to bed early, on your own!



Perhaps the "thong is too tight"



wyn

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 20:20

Doyen "Join a gym and go 3-4 times a week. "



I have to go every day otherwise I'm prairie dogging!



I think about going to the gym to exercise but then I lie down and wait until the urge goes away... sorted.

Turbo


Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 833

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 20:32

The only drug you need now is Geritol.

no1doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 20:57

chase young women- that'll keep you fit (before they lock you up)

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 22:11

Ah but they've got to catch you first...



Have you seen the police... most don't look like they're up to much running at the best of times... and all those fags gotta have gone for the pipes.. I'll take my chances...



Watch out ladies I'm on a health drive!

no1doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 22:14

Go for it Grouch, you can do it! Why don't you run with Nige?