Thomas the tank engine... ( Joke )

lesleyd



Joined: 05/06/2007
Posts: 265

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 18:04

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.



She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of You B*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all

of you B*****ds who are getting on, get the f**k on, cause We're going down the tracks".





The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't Use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room

and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to Use nice language."





Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed Playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son

say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to Take all of your belongings with you.





We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."





She hears the little boy continue, "For th

the-wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 18:36

Lesley, come on hurry up & finish the joke please or is the joke on me.

P of P&J

Wilts Girl


Joined: 16/07/2008
Posts: 159

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 18:46

Come on! Its nearly 40 mins since the first bit was posted!



And its one I havent heard before.

iceman


Joined: 15/08/2008
Posts: 724

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 18:55

http://www.beaututes.com/funny-jokes-web/10415-thomas-tank-engine.html

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 22:34

A bit like the one about the little girl living next door to a building site. The builders take her to their hearts and at the end of the week give her a little pay packet. Her Mum is pleased at the way the builders have been nice to her and asks her daughter whether they'll be erecting the house next week, to which her daughter says "only if those c###s from Jewsons deliver the f#####g bricks!!



regards



Arthur

lesleyd



Joined: 05/06/2007
Posts: 265

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 02:54

Damn sorry about that folks didnt notice that the end was missing...lol.





on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with



us Today.'



As the mother began to smile, the child added..........



'For those of you who are pi*sed off about the TWO HOUR



delay,



Please see the fat bit*h in the kitchen !!

Ralph96



Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 531

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 05:16

A refuse collector is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and

emptying them into his dustcart. He goes to one house where the bin

hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back

of the house, but still can't see it. So, against the rules of the refuse

collector's code but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door.

There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Japanese bloke comes to the door.





"Harro!" says the Japanese chappie.

"Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector

"I bin on toiret" explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.



Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man

smiles and tries again.



"No mate, where's your dust bin?".

"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'" says the Japanese man -

still perplexed.

"Listen," says the collector.



"You're misunders

Ralph96



Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 531

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 05:19

You're misunderstanding me. Where's your w h e e l i e bin?"

"Ok. Ok " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin.



"I wheelie bin havin sex wirra wife's sister..........!"