( joke ) oops wrong number

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 09:24

Hello?'



'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'



' No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'



After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an uncle Paul.'



'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the! ! room with Mommy, Right now.'



Brief Pause.



'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on

the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that

Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'



'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'



A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did

it, Daddy.'



'And what happened, honey?' he asked.



'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and

ran around screaming. Then she tripped

Wilts Girl


Joined: 16/07/2008
Posts: 159

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 15:25

Is this the end of the joke Nige?

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 15:35

Nige, the end of this had better be funny after this wait!

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 16:08

over the rug, hit her head on the dresser

and now she isn't moving at all!'



'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'



'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and

he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't

know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the

pool and I think he's dead.'



Long Pause



Longer Pause



Even Longer Pause



Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? .......Is this 486-5731?'



'No, I think you have the wrong number......'

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 16:21

Aw That's agud un lol !!!!!