You may have seen this one in Cyprus Mail

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 12:52

A WOMAN’S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who’s not a creep,

One who’s handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who’ll call, not wait for weeks,

I pray he’s gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed,

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more,

Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to ‘how big is my behind?’

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.



A MAN’S POEM:



I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac,

With huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

And loves to send me fishing and drinking,

This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

The End.

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 14:12

Izzet, you need to get the site progammer to disable the "Post Reply" button once it's been pressed....

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 14:16

Izzet, while at it can you raise the limit to 2000 characters please?

ismet