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Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
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Message Posted:
06/11/2008 17:05

You don't have to take the flu shot



Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice,The church organist,was in her eightiesand had never been married. She was admired for her sweetnessand kindness to all.One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.The bowl was filledwith water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.The pastor tried to stifle his curiosityabout the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said,'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking throughthe park a few months agoand I found this little package on the ground.The directions saidto pla

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
06/11/2008 17:09

place it on the organ,keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'