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negativenick
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30/07/2011 20:25 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 13 in Discussion |
| Over in England, a very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerer’s Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. No one was improving.
Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me, without a stutter, the name of the town where you were born I’ll have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first?"
The Englishman piped up, "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham."
"That's no use, Trevor," said the speech therapist. "Who's next?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".
That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish. How about you, Paddy?
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out, "London .."
Brilliant, Paddy! said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise. It was a sight to see....
cont/d.... |
negativenick
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After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said
"-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry". |
Lilli
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30/07/2011 22:35 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 13 in Discussion |
| ah the luck of the Irish then Nick. How you doing xxxxxx |
Blackbird
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30/07/2011 22:52 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 13 in Discussion |
| Ha Ha...........Nice one - didn't see that coming........... |
negativenick
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30/07/2011 23:38 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 13 in Discussion |
| Senior Texting Codes
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in! |
eager
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31/07/2011 00:15 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 13 in Discussion |
| Msg no 1
This one has been on here quite recently, |
DutchCrusader
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31/07/2011 01:15 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 13 in Discussion |
| @ msg 6, Eager: (...) This one has been on here quite recently, (...)
▶ And only published on the Internet 1,000,063 times before (check Google). Great! All permanent residents in Northern Cyprus and The Swallows could hardly wait to read another NitwitNick's contribution - about nothing. |
negativenick
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31/07/2011 06:22 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 13 in Discussion |
| mess 7 - sod off dutch and give us all a break................. |
Groucho
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31/07/2011 07:41 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 13 in Discussion |
| Hans, Why did you bother? |
collinson
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31/07/2011 08:43 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 13 in Discussion |
| its a bit of fun.
see no need for messages 7 and 9. |
negativenick
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31/07/2011 08:48 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 13 in Discussion |
| mess 9 - more drivel from "lord" Gavin from kayim Mansions.............. |
collinson
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31/07/2011 09:00 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 13 in Discussion |
| hope this cheers everyone up:
A native American introduces his wife to me
"This is my wife four horses"
"That's a beautiful name...why is she called that"?
"bleedin' nag nag nag nag" |
negativenick
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31/07/2011 09:06 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 13 in Discussion |
| one for you Hans - shamesly cut and pasted from "cheer up you miserable so and so dot com".....
After hearing a couple 's complaints that their
intimate life wasn 't what it used to be, the sex
counsellor suggested that they vary their positions .
For example , he suggested , you might try the
wheelbarrow. Lift her legs from behind and off you
go .
The eager husband was all for trying this new idea
as soon as they got home.
" Well, okay ", the hesitant wife agreed , "but on two
conditions -
First, if it hurts , you will stop right
away .
And second , "she continued ,
"you have to promise we won't go past my mother' s house". |
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