Possibly the last "neg nick joke of the week"...

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
04/08/2011 18:44

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise',

The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.



Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly

And she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down..

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and

Demands an explanation.

'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'



The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'













'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck'

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
04/08/2011 18:57

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahainfinity.



What will we do when you are gone?

hetty


Joined: 31/07/2011
Posts: 167

Message Posted:
04/08/2011 19:16

I just roared at that, very funny NN

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
04/08/2011 19:27

N.N. Are the rumors true about Gary Mongers wife?



We heard she had her knickers stolen off the washing line and she was over concerned about the pants, but she wants the 12 pegs back.



Also is it correct that she is to appear on that new TV show Fact Hunt.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
04/08/2011 19:31

Post deleted. Read the rules again.

Blackpoolfan


Joined: 03/12/2008
Posts: 1568

Message Posted:
04/08/2011 21:53

Message 5



You sick Bas*ard Bang out of order



Would you pass the same sick comment if it was a member of your family?????

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
04/08/2011 21:58

I was referring to Gard Kvale

who just lost his job



I don't see why it was deleted

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
04/08/2011 22:12

My son got got kicked out of school for letting a girl "touch" him



I said to him son this is the third school this has happened



stop it .











Otherwise they will sack you as headmaster

beachsidebum


Joined: 02/03/2010
Posts: 425

Message Posted:
05/08/2011 11:17

Hopefully this will be NNs last post,, good riddance,

wattys


Joined: 07/10/2008
Posts: 278

Message Posted:
05/08/2011 11:42

Msg 9



I would rather read nn threads than the drivel you put out.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
09/08/2011 02:06

Thieving and looting across the country, London calls it "an abomination" Birmingham calls it "a disgrace" , and Liverpool call it "a monday"

Ralph96



Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 531

Message Posted:
09/08/2011 13:39

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.

They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"

Shocked, I answered, " Yes."

They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."

I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."

JohnW


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 601

Message Posted:
09/08/2011 16:59

Ralph



I'm going to report you next time I see her.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
09/08/2011 17:01

Apparently a masked superhero double act were seen on the streets of Tottenham last night.



Blackman & Robbing

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
09/08/2011 17:05

Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so try this one:





An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Jew, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African, all went to a night club.





The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you lot in without a Thai. "

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
09/08/2011 18:39

mess 9 - sod off you bum............



a sad looser once again hiding behind a hidden identity....

bazzagirl


Joined: 09/05/2010
Posts: 525

Message Posted:
09/08/2011 18:47

great one nick, hilarious phil bailey oh i do like a laugh x

lagosboy


Joined: 08/08/2011
Posts: 132

Message Posted:
09/08/2011 18:56

message 14 not really funny wasnt just black folks there