well i thought it was very funny

0maintenance


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Message Posted:
07/08/2011 18:35

They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and

you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes

it is embarrassing



There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists

you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other

patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love

the way this old guy handled it



A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and

approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are

you seeing the Doctor for today?



'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied



The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't

come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that



continued

0maintenance


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Message Posted:
07/08/2011 18:36

Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said



The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some

embarrassment in this room full of people

You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or

something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in

private



The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a

roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone. The

man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.



The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??



There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated

continued

0maintenance


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Message Posted:
07/08/2011 18:36

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had

taken her advice

And what is wrong with your ear,Sir?



I can't piss out of it,' he replied



The waiting room erupted in laughter



Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!........

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
07/08/2011 18:43

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kaiserphil


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Message Posted:
07/08/2011 21:05

Nice one Dave/Amanda

EricCrapton



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Posts: 325

Message Posted:
07/08/2011 21:24

I nearly peed myself I've just gone back and read it again and i really have peed myself!

zerochlor


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Message Posted:
07/08/2011 21:31

Eric.



Ditto