One For The Girls!!!!

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
12/11/2008 00:21

MORNING SEX



She was standing in the kitchen

preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,

wearing only the 'T' shirt that she

normally slept in.



As I walked in almost awake,

she turned and said softly,

'You've got to make love to me this very

moment.'



My eyes lit up and I thought,

'I am either still dreaming or

this is going to be my lucky day.'



Not wanting to lose the moment,

I embraced her and then gave it my all;

right there on the kitchen table.



Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and

returned to the stove, her 'T'

shirt still around her neck.



A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all

about?'



She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
12/11/2008 08:29

They used to ask what can you do with a 4 minute nuclear warning?

Well, you can boil an egg, but you won't have time to eat it.

dundun


Joined: 09/09/2008
Posts: 33

Message Posted:
12/11/2008 09:27

I was always told that in the event of a nuclear warning the best thing to do was to crouch down, put your head between your knees and then kiss your arse goodbye

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
12/11/2008 09:30

Dundun...



That's only if you've got no one else to kiss goodbye...

Alexo


Joined: 14/04/2008
Posts: 95

Message Posted:
12/11/2008 09:33

Navek,



That would only work if she wanted a soft boiled egg.

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
12/11/2008 09:53

Alexo,

Some girls are easy pleased

Alexo


Joined: 14/04/2008
Posts: 95

Message Posted:
12/11/2008 11:56

Navek,



Who are they, do you know their names?

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
13/11/2008 00:15

Sorry Alexo,

Not had the unfortunate opportunity, yet!!!

But if I do, will pass them on to you

Navek