Joke: but we northerners think it is true

niftyduo


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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 09:14

Eventually, Archangel Michael found God on the seventh day resting. He enquired of God,



'Where have you been?' God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, 'What is it?'



'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'



'Balance?' inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth,



'For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people.' God continued, pointing to the different countries.’ This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.'



The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and

smudge



Joined: 07/04/2008
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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 12:27

..................................and..........................

cruggs


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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 12:45

and said low and behold this will be called cyprus



follow on.!!!!!!!!

smudge



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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 12:47

.... and you shall bathe in sunlight .... drink Efes... but struggle to find cider and Walkers crisps......

Al the Badger


Joined: 06/02/2008
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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 12:49

......... and a house with water and electric.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 12:51

'Ah,' said God. That's the North of England, the most glorious place on

earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in

the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the

world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and anglers. The people from the North of England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth.'

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'

God replied very wisely,

'Wait until you see the bunch of shandy drinking tossers I'm putting down South!'

smudge



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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 12:54

well done....worth the wait lol

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 13:03

smudge - you should be studying not reading jokes ona forum

smudge



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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 13:05

Sorry No1 - I shall spend the next 10 minutes without distraction... haha x

cruggs


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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 13:15

hi no 1 doyen,so what went wrong then did she change her mind...about up north then, i thought they all drank babycham up there.lol

chick


Joined: 02/07/2008
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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 13:38

No1 Doyen.



Was it a nice dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 13:48

wasn't my joke it was niftyduo's.

chick


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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 13:50

"AH" but you finished it.

dixie normus


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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 16:36

Nice one Doyen, and so true LoL



D.N

smudge



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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 19:01

n babysham btw - onto a nice glass of Rioja.... well the evening meal is nearly ready.....

Groucho



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Message Posted:
13/11/2008 19:29

They don't need to drink shandy up north coz the beers is as weak as piss!



Ha ha...



The Strong Country is in the South... it's centered around the counties of Hampshire, Wiltshire & Dorset and it's where most of the best beers come from...



I'll get my coat....