COLONEL GADAFFI was it him?

bazzagirl


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Message Posted:
27/08/2011 10:00

A friend of mine told me he saw a very suspicious person yesterday while playing a game of golf at the Korenium golf club, he said it really looked like Colonel Gadaffi, he was cruising around in one of those mobile golf carts, if this is so how did he geet there maybe through the water tunnel the Turkss are building, if caught do you think he would be extradited, or maybe the massive gold chain he was wearing couldd keep him in the TRNC for a while??

Navek



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Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
27/08/2011 10:18

Sure I saw him down the pub @ Happy Hour,

Drinking Red Bull - Gives you wings

Navek

dorothea


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Message Posted:
27/08/2011 10:19

It might have been Fatima Whitbread.

bazzagirl


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Message Posted:
27/08/2011 10:20

Navek make sure he buys you one x

Mr Vince


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Message Posted:
27/08/2011 16:50

Dorothea, message 3



No I did not fart in your whibread.

russianbabe


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Posts: 130

Message Posted:
27/08/2011 16:57

he has been seen walking around the harbour with elvis

augustal


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Posts: 236

Message Posted:
27/08/2011 16:58

It could have been Gadafi at the golf club as I would imagine he`s looking for a bunker........



I believe he`s got plenty of green and he`s definatley got the balls for it.....



Al.

Giles


Joined: 16/08/2011
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Message Posted:
27/08/2011 18:26

I think he was last seen entering Jordan.









She was never very fussy!

philbailey


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Message Posted:
27/08/2011 18:56

Msg 8, well there is a Price on his head .

russianbabe


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Message Posted:
27/08/2011 21:03

he is probably enjoing a beer with hugo chavez in venezuela with his 6 wives

TRNCvictim


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Posts: 1417

Message Posted:
27/08/2011 21:36

He could well be in the TRNC! They let anyone in, as long as they are not honest and truthful! if you are it seems you can lose everything!



Hope he enjoys his beer!

MoonageDaydre


Joined: 09/07/2011
Posts: 70

Message Posted:
28/08/2011 01:34

Didn't you know Gadaffi has had a holiday home in Esentepe for years..................I believe he's still waiting for his title deeds though!

marydoll19


Joined: 15/10/2010
Posts: 45

Message Posted:
28/08/2011 03:42

message 1

Impossible, sure I saw him down the quayside in Cork this morning

bazzagirl


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Message Posted:
28/08/2011 11:31

Brilliant guys keep on laughing, in keeps you sane, x

deputydawg


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Message Posted:
28/08/2011 11:53

He will have trouble keeping a low profile if he has brought his big tent with him as it is vastly superior to any building accommodation in TRNC.

bazzagirl


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Posts: 525

Message Posted:
28/08/2011 12:00

Here Here deputy Dawg x But the tent does haave the advantage of moving from site to site when you cannot get any deeds x

deputydawg


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Message Posted:
28/08/2011 12:13

The tent is big enough to hold enough camels to buy Citizenship outright ! There are only 2 billion plus dollars missing from Lybyan funds so far, according to the media.

russianbabe


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Posts: 130

Message Posted:
28/08/2011 12:21

he was spotted at the ledra crossing point heading for the camel park in mazotos ,he got home sick without his camels

bazzagirl


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Message Posted:
28/08/2011 12:26

Yeah i can understand that, but his tent is a big concern for where will he find a decent maintenance company to erect it and keep the ground and camels well looked after for him.

InspironDream


Joined: 10/08/2011
Posts: 56

Message Posted:
28/08/2011 13:15

I believe the local belediye would have concerns over such tent..

bazzagirl


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Message Posted:
28/08/2011 17:48

maybe not if he had a big enough wallett!!

russianbabe


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Message Posted:
28/08/2011 17:53

next thing you know cnn will announce that he was killed and given his islamic rights and dumped in the same place they dumped bin laden,chapter closed

elko2



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Message Posted:
28/08/2011 18:02

He had camel milk with me this morning but I am telling no more.

ismet

bazzagirl


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Message Posted:
28/08/2011 18:34

Ismet really, how was the camel milk better than goats?

elko2



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Message Posted:
29/08/2011 11:13

It was sweet and sour, something to do with Gaddafi's mood.

ismet

bazzagirl


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Message Posted:
29/08/2011 20:48

Nice one Ismet lol

donna84


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Message Posted:
30/08/2011 01:16

He was in the dj booth at salamis today

hadenough


Joined: 14/08/2011
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Message Posted:
30/08/2011 08:33

You are all lying none of its true



He was sellimg flowers in the layby down the A22 towards Eastbourne but don't tell anyone.

bazzagirl


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Message Posted:
30/08/2011 09:29

He certainly gets about dont he ha ha!!

hodgeliz


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Message Posted:
30/08/2011 10:41

Spotted him sitting eating fish-n-chips at cod baba last nigth

bazzagirl


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Message Posted:
30/08/2011 20:06

Really did he have cous cous with it X

Expat59


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Message Posted:
30/08/2011 20:27

Giles I did not know he knew Jorda

bazzagirl


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Message Posted:
01/09/2011 09:25

Someone told me he is hiding in the ravine next to the happy valley, he scavenges on all the scraps they put in the rubbish with the rats Oh sorry rolands, lucky him as riaz food is scrummy x