What's you favourite conspiracy theory?

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
14/11/2008 20:42

Mine is...



George W Bush was in the oil business with OBL's brother, Salem



The unexplained death of Salem, Osama bin Laden's oldest brother, in 1988, brought to an abrupt end a long and intriguing relationship between President Bush and the head of the bin Laden family fortune.



Following 9/11 all flights in the USA were grounded in case of a further terrorist outrage... only one flight other than Airforce One was permitted... the one taking the Bin Laden family away....

no1doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/11/2008 20:49

This theory was exposed in the film Fahrenheit 911. Very interesting Groucho

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
14/11/2008 20:51

Groucho,



The moderators are out to get me, and Pvt Pike is the antichrist.



We will all know in 2012!



wyn

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
14/11/2008 22:59

Wyn that's not a conspiracy...



Paranoia maybe....

Groucho



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Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
14/11/2008 23:06

Suzanne,



I wasn't claiming it was news... as obviously 11th Sept 2001 was some time ago.... but I still think the connection between an American President and the Bin Laden family ought to have ensured that he was nowhere near the White House for a second term if not the first... they are meant to have a congressional committee to investigate candidates as to suitability for Christ's sake...



So it's still my favourite... now what's yours?

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
14/11/2008 23:07

Grouco,



Talking about you to a Mr Keenan in Scotland tonight. Nothing too bad!



Re paranoia............



I think, therefore I am......I think. This B/B so confusing!



wyn

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/11/2008 23:10

Gordon Brown is Human. Thats my conspiracy theory.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
14/11/2008 23:13

OK Groucho,



911 was perpetrated by the American Government! Proof just ask!



The Federal Reserve Bank is an act of fraud ,calculated to impoverish the American peoples,



by the Mayer family renamed Rothschild! Want proof, just ask!



wyn

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
14/11/2008 23:21

Gordon Brown,



Saving the world that man! A legend in his own mind.



Didn't I say that of someone else?



wyn

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
14/11/2008 23:24

Oh I'm somebody's favourite...

cyprusishome


Joined: 31/03/2007
Posts: 2381

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 00:33

The idiots that say the Earth is not flat must be part of the same conspiracy that some Americans have landed on the moon!



Has nobody figured out that the shots of that man Neil Armstrong were shot in a Hollywood studio or Area 51 with the Rosswell man from space that does not exist!!



Also the grassy knoll, why are people so gullible that Kennedy is even dead!!!!!

karakum5c



Joined: 18/03/2008
Posts: 1021

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 01:37

Why dont two of us arrange to have a mobile phone conversation where we use the words TALIBAN,BIN LADEN,AL QUADI , KILL OBAMA and finish it off with Bin Laden is to be referred to as PTE PIKE in future.

SAFFI


Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 01:44

Red wine and chocolate are they bad or really good for you ?

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 01:45

Come on Karakum5c,



Bin Laden ain't that bad!



wyn

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 01:48

Saffi,



I am living proof that both are excellent for you!



wyn (fat but happy)

SAFFI


Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 01:51

Wyn



my good man, keep up the good work, have a great weekend



loads of love



Saffi

xx

SAFFI


Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 01:53

PS



Don,t forget our invite to the house warming !!



Saffi

xx

karakum5c



Joined: 18/03/2008
Posts: 1021

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 01:53

Sorry forgot Bin Laden built all our main roads in the TRNC, the man is a saint, well he does look sort of biblical.

SAFFI


Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 02:15

Karakum



Are you the phone jacker ? !!!

SAFFI


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Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 02:19

Ha Ha !!



Am I the only one that find,s this show funny ?

w26kay



Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 03:16

Going back to the subject matter (Kay with a sensible head on) the death of Marilyn Monroe. Hmm now there are many theories there!

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 08:27

Or Mary Jo Kopechne....



Unnatural death seems to stalk that family (the Kennedys) like the Grim Reaper

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 11:57

Errrrm Diana?

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 12:00

Pike and Wyn are the same person!!!!

kenny



Joined: 26/05/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 12:03

the grassy knoll,

davidoff


Joined: 21/04/2007
Posts: 438

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 17:30

Hi all,



TITANIC-It wasnt really the titanic that sailed that day ??



They switchedthem a few weeks before at the last minute with another older ship that needed a refurb as titanic had some majorfaults and problems and wasnt ready to sail??



Equally a large financial insurance fraud??



So the grape vine and documentary channels tell you?





Take care d x

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 19:56

Nibiru is coming in 2012.



Be ready, the Mayan Calendar ends at 11:20 am GMT on 21st December 2012.



Some are saying its the end of the world as we know it.



I was thinking of having the day off.



Lem

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 19:57

Following on from the previous message, I thought I would post the link.



http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Iempod2GaAg



Lem

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 20:26

Diana was a clset lesbian that fantasied about sex with a horse......................oh no that was her hubby

Arthur


Joined: 04/11/2008
Posts: 687

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 20:59

Wynyardman- re your earlier message [3].



I suspect his phone number must be 666 !!!!!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 22:10

wackyjim,



Oh shut up, and pass the olives!



Arthur,



Well I'll be damned............I guess!



wyn

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 08:55

Oh I think it's 6,666.... a very significant number..

dozza67


Joined: 11/07/2008
Posts: 607

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 10:24

All the stupid theories that come out whenever someone famous is killed + 9/11. How some of them think them up is so silly.

brian24001


Joined: 23/03/2008
Posts: 606

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 11:54

The 13 ruling familes - but that's not conspiracy

13 signs of the zodiac, bit that too isn't conspiracy

Svali's defection from the Illuminati

Novus ordem seclorum



And was Bobby Ewing really abducted by aliens?

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 12:03

If not he should have been! hold on I don't watch soaps... curiouser and curiouser...

brian24001


Joined: 23/03/2008
Posts: 606

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 12:10

WHAT!!!! Dallas was a soap???????? I thought it was a documentary about a family of suitable candidates for presidency, or was that just Lucy, not that was the other programme - 'Lucy does Dallas' .......... I think.

1python


Joined: 03/11/2008
Posts: 32

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 15:09

there is only one person writing all these posts....as a matter of fact i think he has just wrote this one....cant prove it though

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 15:14

Python you and I are as one....

1python


Joined: 03/11/2008
Posts: 32

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 16:27

Groucho do you mean we are married ? it has come as a shock to mrs python,or perhaps you are the new mrs python....who can tell in this topsy turvey world....should explain im not of the ambidextrous persuasion old chap but as conspiracies go im willing to believe anything thats on this site as gospel

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 16:37

Well Python... if as your conspiracy theory goes, all posts are written by one person then I am you and you are me... and we are one together...



however if we were to meet we could prove it otherwise

1python


Joined: 03/11/2008
Posts: 32

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 17:20

Groucho is it possible for figments of ones imagination to meet..?.......i just knew you was going to write this.......conspiracy almost proven what.....

Oilman


Joined: 19/09/2008
Posts: 225

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 19:02

TRNC Government keeps the price of alcohol low so we are too inebriated to know when we are being ripped off?

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 21:41

Cheap booze a rip off? That's a new one on me... Maybe they should charge more so we know we are paying the right price....



;¬)

neil27


Joined: 16/07/2008
Posts: 93

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 22:20

Infamy, infamy.........they've' all got it infamy !!!!

Oilman


Joined: 19/09/2008
Posts: 225

Message Posted:
17/11/2008 19:32

I was joking!

grumpy grouse


Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 132

Message Posted:
18/11/2008 12:19

landing on the moon

oh and that all jocks are mean ??

breezyboy


Joined: 14/05/2007
Posts: 1179

Message Posted:
18/11/2008 12:57

grumpy grouse

This is def. a conspiracy. They are just careful, certainly never mean!

Skogsy


Joined: 15/05/2008
Posts: 339

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 10:04

Prince Harry has a different Dad.



Skogsy

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 14:15

See what I don't get about the moon landing conspiracy theory is this...



Radio telescopes from all over the globe including Jodrell Bank tracked the Saturn rocket and probe from take-off to landing so... although the film was a bit of fun, the conspiracy theory does not hold up... still the film was good.



Now my new favourite conspiracy theory is the Mortar Landing incident. "Capricorn II" I call it.....



That really would be a great film! Just think of the special effects they'd need to use... oh yeah somebody heaving an empty spray tin over the roof should cover it ;¬)

cmriver1


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 34

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 18:22

groucho,



wasn't Fahenheit 911 a comedy... being from the US that movie was a joke...

someone is giving our president too much credit. he is a Texas boy and i'm from Texas and I know better then anyone what we have here. i voted for the man for two terms, but not very happy with his work. Airforce one was the only one in the air because he misplaced his cows.......

no1doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 22:29

Turkish mortar shell fired into the South