if you could name a cocktail after the trnc what would you call it

russianbabe


Joined: 19/08/2011
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Message Posted:
03/09/2011 22:10

if you could name a cocktail after the trnc what would you call it and what would you put in it

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
03/09/2011 22:25

I would call it "legalised corruption" and in the pot would go Estate agents,Advocates,and then i would finish it off by adding some developers.

cooper


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Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
03/09/2011 22:27

I should have added that their all pissing in the same pot anyway )

russianbabe


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Message Posted:
03/09/2011 22:27

really good ,i must remember that one

Groucho



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Message Posted:
03/09/2011 22:56

They've already got one or two ... A Screwdriver and a Rusty Nail...

jimchris09


Joined: 13/02/2009
Posts: 547

Message Posted:
03/09/2011 23:00

My wife and I knew the late Robert Beckingham who lived in Karmi.



He was known to like the odd glass of Raki (or seven) and so she created a cocktail in his honour (Robert's) Kibris Blue.

Groucho



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Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
03/09/2011 23:05

I suppose 'Filth on the Beach' - a bit like Sex on the beach but with more washed-up around the high-tide mark!

newscoop


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Posts: 2197

Message Posted:
03/09/2011 23:16

Sir Robert was also rather keen on the water of life.



And my paracetomol on the course the morning after.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
03/09/2011 23:21

Gavin. That's funny - very clever. )

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
03/09/2011 23:49

put owt in it,as long as it's at least 40 abv, sup it watching the sun go down, or come up, and call it as it is, Heaven on Earth. Better still wi' a mate or two, as long as they "provide"



ps for those that don't know what a "mate" is, bell me, ok J

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
03/09/2011 23:55

Msg 1

If anything to do with North Cyprus and your pen-name, reference to your question, how about:-



True Russian Naked Conquests..................?!

A shot of Tequlia

A shot of Raki

A bottle of Niersteiner

A shot of Cointreau



That should do the trick!



Richard

minertor



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Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 00:28

get it on ice, Richard, won't be long,

T

ps still got the bazooka?

bigOz


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Message Posted:
04/09/2011 01:12

I would call it "gacoktail" and use plenty of Rakı with ice and tap water!

minertor



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Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 01:19

I would call it "gacoktail" and use plenty of Rakı with ice and tap water!



I'll wemember that Oz!



T

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 10:35

How about 'Old Tart's Fantasy'?



Ingredients:



5 shots of Raki



5 shots of local brandy



5 hunks of [young and fresh] Turkish Delight



Then subtract car, house and all proceeds from deceased husband's life insurance policy!

sienna


Joined: 09/01/2009
Posts: 1627

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 10:46

'Blackhole Sunshine'

bookworm


Joined: 10/07/2010
Posts: 340

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 11:18

'Brandy-sour ' used to be the traditional cocktail of North Cyprus.



I worked as a bar several years in the past and all the



newly arrived tourists would be welcomed with brandy sour.



(I gave up in '95.I don't know what is going on since then...)



Here is the recipe



5 cl cyprus brandy- 1 or 2 cl of local home made lemon syrup + soda water+ 2-4 drops of Angostura Bitter.



(Before you put all in,dip the brim of the cocktail glass first in the FRESH lemon juıce and then in sugar)



Ice and slice of lemon....

bookworm


Joined: 10/07/2010
Posts: 340

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 11:19

It was going to be bartender

sienna


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Message Posted:
04/09/2011 11:32

its better with bitter lemon mixer

bookworm


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Posts: 340

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 12:10

Can use scotch,vodka,rum or gin instead of brandy...



But not bourbon or aged brandy (cognac)...

bigOz


Joined: 29/09/2010
Posts: 1244

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 12:14

I guess you would then have to call it "scotch sour", "rum sour" or "gin sour" - I am not too sure how the Angastura would taste with any of these though

HayB1982


Joined: 26/10/2010
Posts: 43

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 12:16

I'll have a 'not recognised' please barman lol

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 12:29

Bitter, with a twist......... Heheheh.

bookworm


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Posts: 340

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 15:38

A 'not recognised ' on the rocks ,please



What's in it then?



Two drops of angostura gives a good taste except with a scotch

bookworm


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Posts: 340

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 15:42

Sorry, except with scotch.

deputydawg


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Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 17:12

Snakes in the Glass.

DoctorW


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 334

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 18:37

Screwed by the State.

bookworm


Joined: 10/07/2010
Posts: 340

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 18:54

Ok.I know what you mean.



All I know is there are some scavengers out there



ripping people off and this way the state is blamed...

styliana85


Joined: 30/06/2010
Posts: 101

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 19:07

Haha at Oz... think u won this one with gacoktail !!

bookworm


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Posts: 340

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 20:08

It can't be named as gacoktail (i presume it is gaco-cocktail)



because greeks drink a lot of raki as well...They call it uzo i think.



Gaco means pretty girl

cyprusairsoft



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Posts: 2066

Message Posted:
04/09/2011 20:12

bloody maras

martinD41


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Message Posted:
06/09/2011 09:50

"Armageddon"

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 10:28

countfukedifino...............

Bilko


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Posts: 98

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 13:45

Long Slow Screw Against the Courtroom Wall.



Place some ice in a tall Hi-Ball glass. Two shots of Vodka, add a generous measure of Sloe Gin, add a very generous measure of Cyprus Raki, top up with fresh Cyprus Orange Juice. Stir energeticlly.



After a screw you won't understand what's going on; after the second you won't hear anything, following the third you will go to sleep and dream of being in hell.



When you wake up you will find that you are in hell, with a headache! ... and the retirement house you thought you bought for cash with your life savings still, 'officially', belongs to someone else! Have another screw before reality becomes too much to bear. Apllies to all parts of Cyprus. Hic.

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 13:52

Bilko...







Laughing so much me legs are all over the place. so funny



Thanks.





Spider,X

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
07/09/2011 11:03

Spider. Funny? it's positively tragic.....

blade


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Posts: 1286

Message Posted:
07/09/2011 15:48

Plain and simple it would be called the Firestarter.

martinD41


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Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
07/09/2011 15:51

Or, barman may I have a "Stray Dog" please,certainly Sir,if you buy 1 you get 2 free.....

spider


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Message Posted:
07/09/2011 15:55

Spiders surprise.









Spider,X

Cocklebay


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Message Posted:
08/09/2011 08:21

Message 21, whisky sour was a popular drink in the officers mess!!!

Groucho



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Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
08/09/2011 09:13

The perennial favourite 'Snake-bite'...

Lager. Cider and a Blunt-nose!

bazzagirl


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Posts: 525

Message Posted:
08/09/2011 09:15

my cocktale is "What goes aaround comes around" x