The Vanilla pudding Robbery

gillken


Joined: 25/05/2008
Posts: 521

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 22:18

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted

from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with c ash &valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.' The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

gillken


Joined: 25/05/2008
Posts: 521

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 22:19

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.











The newspaper headline read:

'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 22:30

Aaaahhhh COME on Gill

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 22:33

That's put right off the Creme Brulee!

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/11/2008 23:59

I thought there was somethig different about that Creme Brulee you gave me Groucho

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 10:16

Blimey mate don't start rumours like that.....



Anyway (as you know) Eileen made the pudding... delicious it was too... or was it two?

dozza67


Joined: 11/07/2008
Posts: 607

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 10:20

Eeeeewww. Put us off our breakfast

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 11:40

I see Eileen's arm's in a sling...........

And your using a zimmer



Hmmm...........

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
16/11/2008 12:23

zimmer.... oh I know a rotavator with no motor...



I'll post the recipe for her Creme Brulee... she only made it because we had some egg yolks going gash... but now we've discovered how simple it is and how the mixture can be used to make bread pudding too.... there's no stopping us....