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Navek
Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656
Message Posted:
18/11/2008 19:19 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 13 in Discussion |
| A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced, fat woman walks into
Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at
them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco,
nice children you've got there.
Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't, you w~nker!
The oldest, he's nine and the young one's seven.
Why the hell would you think they're twins...?
Do you really think they look the same age,
you f#cking dickhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter,
"I just can't believe anyone would sh*g you twice!" |
The-Wicks
Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279
Message Posted:
18/11/2008 19:20 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 13 in Discussion |
| Very funny Navek - unfortunately, I have seen many women fitting this description and the kids certainly sounded familiar! |
Val44
Joined: 14/11/2008
Posts: 210
Message Posted:
18/11/2008 19:26 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 13 in Discussion |
| I hate that joke. It is not at all funny. In fact it's offensive.
Val xx |
The-Wicks
Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279
Message Posted:
18/11/2008 19:33 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 13 in Discussion |
| Good heavens Val, you're a bundle of laughs aren't you? Maybe you prefer reading about your "Heriones" than having a drink or a chuckle? |
Navek
Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656
Message Posted:
18/11/2008 19:40 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 13 in Discussion |
| Appologies to all
very loud,
unattractive,
hard-faced,
fat woman out there,
Only if you have all of above  |
Groucho
Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993
Message Posted:
18/11/2008 19:45 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 13 in Discussion |
| Navek
If you read the board rules you will see that you should have preceeded your subject with "Joke:" so that those with no sense of humour need not bother...
I thought it was hilarious.... |
Navek
Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656
Message Posted:
18/11/2008 20:01 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 13 in Discussion |
| Thanks' Groucho.
Appologies to all people with no sense of humour,
and any women out there with a hairy face or bum, and three boobs
in case I use that "JOKE " later |
scampy
Joined: 15/01/2008
Posts: 982
Message Posted:
18/11/2008 20:04 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 13 in Discussion |
| Navek
I thought it was really funny, and my daughters did too
Susie x |
Navek
Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656
Message Posted:
18/11/2008 20:07 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 13 in Discussion |
| Hi Scampy & the Girls
Got some more,
not sure who to offend next,
any suggestions |
mitsi
Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 345
Message Posted:
18/11/2008 20:12 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 13 in Discussion |
| Great joke and thanks Navek, we needed a laugh. Poor Val, lead a sheltered life Dear. |
scampy
Joined: 15/01/2008
Posts: 982
Message Posted:
18/11/2008 20:13 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 13 in Discussion |
| Don't worry about it
You can only please some of the people some of the time
NOT all of the people all of the time
Just go for it and put JOKE in front
Susie x |
scampy
Joined: 15/01/2008
Posts: 982
Message Posted:
18/11/2008 20:16 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 13 in Discussion |
| Well
When my girls were small I didn't take them shopping with me
So call me a bad mother if you like but it was the only sane hour of the week
Susie x |
mustafa
Joined: 18/11/2008
Posts: 9
Message Posted:
19/11/2008 14:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 13 in Discussion |
| Navek,love the joke,i think somehow we are taking Val44 wrong,i think thats her sense of fun |
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