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britvic



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19/11/2008 12:11

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Hi all,

Thought I would share with you a little sign that we have behind the counter in our Wharehouse (D.I.Y)



We do three types of jobs here; Good, Fast and Cheap



If it's good and cheap it will not be fast.



If it's good and fast it will not be cheap.



If it's fast and cheap it will not be good.



I guess you get what you pay for then?



No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
19/11/2008 12:17

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britvic - is anything good,fast and cheap?



jock1



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Message Posted:
19/11/2008 12:24

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No1Doyen an egg timer springs to mind..........



britvic



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19/11/2008 12:24

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If there was I wouldn't want it! LOL



britvic



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19/11/2008 13:28

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We don't sell egg timers Jock.



Groucho



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19/11/2008 13:34

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Jock is it's fast your eggs will be undercooked



Skogsy


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19/11/2008 13:35

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No1Doyen

I used to know a girl but best leave it eh!

Skogsy



britvic



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Message Posted:
19/11/2008 13:41

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Oh! forgot the other sign.





IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY, THIS PLACE WOULD BE AN AIRPORT!



britvic



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Message Posted:
19/11/2008 22:46

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Cuation Fork lift truck,

No Smoking,

This is a dangerous environment, please keep children safe,

Caution this product is heavy do not attempt to lift yourself please see a member of staff!!!

Bloody health and safety have a feild day in our place.



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