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mikelapta
Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186
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29/09/2011 17:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 10 in Discussion |
| A tough looking group of bikers were riding over a bridge.A pretty teenager was threatening to jump off.
The leader a big burly man,gets off his bike and says"what are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide"was the reply.
The biker says,to delay matters"Before you jump,why don't you give me a kiss,at least you will go with a nice memory?"
She thinks fior a minute,then gives him a long,deep,passionate kiss.
"Wow"he says"That's the best kiss I have ever had.You have a real talent.You could be famous with kisses like that.Why do you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up as a girl !!!!"
Mike |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617
Message Posted:
29/09/2011 19:59 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 10 in Discussion |
| What do we want?
Bigger placards.
When do we want them?
No |
GirneRehab
Joined: 11/03/2011
Posts: 78
Message Posted:
29/09/2011 20:11 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 10 in Discussion |
| No1Doyen:
That's got to be one of the funniest - and most clever - things I've seen in a long time!
Thanks |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617
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29/09/2011 20:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 10 in Discussion |
| I must confess that someone sent it to me this morning. |
No1Doyen
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Message Posted:
29/09/2011 20:15 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 10 in Discussion |
| My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?"
I said, "Probably failing my driving test." |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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29/09/2011 20:20 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 10 in Discussion |
| I'm currently reading a book about North African invaders during Medieval times and can't put it down. Its very moorish. |
Hoylemiller
Joined: 03/09/2010
Posts: 240
Message Posted:
29/09/2011 20:55 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 10 in Discussion |
| Got myself a new Jack Russell puppy, he's mainly black and brown with a small
white patch, so I've named him Birmingham. |
philbailey
Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534
Message Posted:
30/09/2011 03:45 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 10 in Discussion |
| That Dale farm They need that Anders Behring Breivik
he cleared a camp in a day |
Ralph96
Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 531
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30/09/2011 05:27 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 10 in Discussion |
| Reading a book about the ancient art of making glue. I can’t put it down. |
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