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elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
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Message Posted:
30/09/2011 20:00

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She sent the following message while waiting for her train:



My love



If you are sleeping, send me your dreams



If you are smiling, send me your smile



If you are crying, send me your tears



I love you



He replied:



I'm in the toilet. What do I send?



jamestalbot


Joined: 20/12/2009
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Message Posted:
30/09/2011 20:15

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A roll of toilet paper ?



wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
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Message Posted:
30/09/2011 21:41

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Sympathy....Pathetic!



As my old Daddy used to say.....Theres no fool, like an old fool.!



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Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
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Message Posted:
01/10/2011 09:27

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What's wrong with a glistening, steaming turd?



Someone [not sure who!] might be very grateful to receive it - remember, as with any gift, 'it's the thought that counts!'



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