(JOKE) Dave The Hen

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
20/11/2008 06:53

Dave came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking

drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was

already asleep..



He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke, he

found a strange man standing at the end of his bed. 'Who the hell are

you?', demanded Dave, 'and what are you doing in my bedroom ?'



The mysterious man answered, 'This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter.'



Dave was stunned. 'You mean I'm dead !!! That can't be, I have so much

to live for - and I haven't said goodbye to my family. . . You've got

to send me back straight away.'



St Peter replied, 'Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch.

We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.'



Dave was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his

house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.



A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking

around, pecking the ground.

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
20/11/2008 06:54

'This ain't so bad', he thought until he felt this strange feeling

welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said,

'So you're the new hen, How are you enjoying your first day here ?'



'It's not so bad', replies Dave, 'but I have this strange feeling

inside like I'm about to explode.'



'You're ovulating', explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never

laid an egg before.'



'Never', replies Dave.



'Well just relax and let it happen'.



And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops

out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him

and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood

for the first time.



When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming

and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that

ever happened to him . . .. Ever!!!

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
20/11/2008 06:55

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he

felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife

shouting...



'Dave, wake up, you drunken twat. You've shit the bed !!'

mitsi


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 345

Message Posted:
21/11/2008 12:48

Keep them coming, a real tonic.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
21/11/2008 12:53

Was he Henpecked?