(joke'ish) Noah's Ark

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
21/11/2008 13:25

Everything I need to know about life,

I learned from Noah's Ark



One......Don't miss the boat.



Two.... Remember that we are all in the same boat.



Three...Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.



Four.....Stay fit When you're 600 years old,

someone may ask you to do something really big.



Five......Don't listen to critics;

just get on with the job that needs to be done.



Six........Build your future on high ground.



Seven....For safety's sake, travel in pairs.



Eight......Speed isn't always an advantage.

The snails were on board with the cheetahs.



Nine......When you're stressed, float a while.



Ten.......Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs;

the Titanic by professionals

scampy



Joined: 15/01/2008
Posts: 982

Message Posted:
21/11/2008 13:36

Navek



Very true ............

Susie x

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
21/11/2008 16:12

Whats the difference between Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc?

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
21/11/2008 16:38

Well, one's made of wood and the others Maid of Orleans!



Lem



Alright! coat, hat, door, slam!

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
21/11/2008 16:52

I thought it was funny Lem, just keep practising.