(joke) stop choking - aussie style

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
21/11/2008 14:01

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.



After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,



and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.



Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey



The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.



Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!



With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,



yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue



up and down the crack of her butt.



This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm



that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.



Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.



Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody



“Hind Lick Manoeuvre”



but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.'

scampy



Joined: 15/01/2008
Posts: 982

Message Posted:
21/11/2008 17:55

Navek



You make me laugh

Susie x

mitsi


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 345

Message Posted:
23/11/2008 15:38

They get better and better. You missed your callin.

1python


Joined: 03/11/2008
Posts: 32

Message Posted:
23/11/2008 15:48

talk about jokes leaving a nasty taste in your mouth