Garry Monger "joke of the week" (Neg Nick approved)..

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
14/10/2011 19:13

My wife said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the The Monkees.



I thought she was joking....and then I saw her face...

kittyfun


Joined: 11/04/2011
Posts: 181

Message Posted:
14/10/2011 19:20

Cant we get rid of this baboon ;)

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
14/10/2011 19:28

Luv it Nick !!

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
14/10/2011 19:38

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.









Now we have no jobs, no cash and no f***ing hope

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
14/10/2011 19:43

@ msg 4, Philbailey: Oh my god, a many days old joke. And just like NitwitNick: don't give the source, eh? Just try to be a smart ass.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
14/10/2011 19:46

Not so old that you provide the source

and how many times it has been viewed ?

yrret


Joined: 17/08/2010
Posts: 761

Message Posted:
15/10/2011 08:06

msg #5 - so do we now have to reference posts?



Would the preference be the Vancouver system or Harvard?

boroles


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 93

Message Posted:
15/10/2011 09:40

An Angry Wife To

Her Husband 0n Phone:

"Where d Hell Are You ... ?"



Husband:

Darling You Remember That

Jewelery Shop Where You Saw

The Diamond Necklace n Totally

Fell In Love With It n I Didn't

Have Money That Time n I said

"Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ...



Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:

Yeah I Remember That My Love !



Husband:

I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
15/10/2011 09:43

Then what did the wife say ?

ballymurphy


Joined: 20/09/2009
Posts: 166

Message Posted:
15/10/2011 10:02

Good one Nick !! I liked that one.

Ed1957


Joined: 03/09/2011
Posts: 377

Message Posted:
15/10/2011 20:49

I had a bet on that you could not stay away