Body Statistics

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 17:51

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's p**is is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

Wilts Girl


Joined: 16/07/2008
Posts: 159

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 17:56

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.



6 trillion on my other halfs feet!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 17:57

That'll be the sum of our National Debt soon

Skogsy


Joined: 15/05/2008
Posts: 339

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 18:41

What if one had a slight accident and lost their thumbs?

I am in a bit of a dilema here as to how I know if I am "average".

Index finger work??? Does for me.

Skogs

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 18:43

hmm my thumb is 3.5 inches long so how come i missed out

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 18:45

Thumbs up to that!

Skogsy


Joined: 15/05/2008
Posts: 339

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 18:49

Ar*s like a steam hammer as well Nige?

This is fun.



Skogsy

petlovers


Joined: 30/10/2008
Posts: 52

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 19:37

its true it is three times the length,but what about when erect!!!!!!!

Skogsy


Joined: 15/05/2008
Posts: 339

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 19:39

Stick yer thumb up straight when measuring.

Skogs

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 19:41

it is a well known fact it doubles in size when up so 3 x 3.5 = 10.5 x 2=21 inch !!!







Yea ok urbun myth nige has a 21 inch todger lol

Mr Vince


Joined: 24/07/2008
Posts: 696

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 19:46

Stick you thumb straight up what? You all know what happened to Little Tom Thum when he stuck in his thumb.

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 19:47

Nige, keep your thumb out of your mouth.

Skogsy


Joined: 15/05/2008
Posts: 339

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 19:49

If we all had willies that big we would be making films. Or rather made films.

There are times on the set when the directors shouts "hold" and to be honest, I'd be strugglin' now.

So, to the other finer points of the human anatomy.

"Women blink twice as often as men"

That's cos they just cant believe what we have created for them.

Feel another battering coming on.



Skogs

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 19:53

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.





Not if you spit really fast!

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
25/11/2008 23:27

Skogsy



"If we all had willies that big"



They'd be wanting even bigger ones for films..... measured in "hands" ;¬)