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Aslan

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 09:41 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 108 in Discussion |
| A man will be (X) years old in the year (X2). How old will he be and in what year? Clue: It has to be in the 20th Century. |
elko2


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| Sorry but the question is not clear at all. Suppose x=53 What does (x2) mean? a) Is it 532 or b) Is it 53 times 2 i.e. 106 ? In either case the answer can be anything you wish to make. ismet |
colly

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 11:17 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 108 in Discussion |
| There must be a catch here some where as any year in the 19th century would make him at least 950 (1900/2). Col |
No1Doyen

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| Yes this really is quite simple, as you say, it's for 11 year olds. If V is a connected open subset of R that projects bijectively to a connected open subset U of , then identifying V and U (via the projection) identifies the restriction of log to V with a holomorphic function from U to , and this function is a branch of log z. Every branch of log z arises in this way. Hence If you consider this : If it takes 2 men a week to walk a fortnight, How many apples in a bunch of grapes? Then you will arrive at the correct answer. |
Aslan

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:16 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 108 in Discussion |
| (X) any number in the year (X) squared |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:16 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 108 in Discussion |
| No 1 Doyen. Ah that takes me back although I am not sure what to! You are a cad! LOL |
Aslan

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:20 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 108 in Discussion |
| 44 years old in the year 1936 is the only year that equals the sum provided. |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:30 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 108 in Discussion |
| That's very clever Aslan. Well Done. |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:32 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 108 in Discussion |
| Heres an esy one for you.If a billion follows a million and a trillion follows a billion, what number follows a trillion? |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:34 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 108 in Discussion |
| I am tempted to say quadrillion but no doubt I will follow into a trap, as it's you. LOL |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:35 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 108 in Discussion |
| No Chessman it's not that - but you're close. |
Aslan

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:39 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 108 in Discussion |
| Not sure would have gone with a quadrillion, as the Zimbabwe lottery payout in quadrillions!! |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:46 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 108 in Discussion |
| No1 Doyen Which presumably means, Im not close! |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:46 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 14 of 108 in Discussion |
| Is the answer UK Government debt? Rob |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:50 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 15 of 108 in Discussion |
| I am sure it is a quadrillion (without looking it up) as I remember this from my astronomy hobby but No1 is going to catch us out! The tension is killing me! |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:50 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 16 of 108 in Discussion |
| Chessman. Oh alright your not that close! |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:51 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 18 of 108 in Discussion |
| Off for a beer to think about it! |
brian24001

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 12:51 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 19 of 108 in Discussion |
| I thought No1's solution in msg 4 was a lot easier to understand. |
No1Doyen

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| ROBnJO- Not quite, but I like your thinking. |
No1Doyen

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| AAHH but Lancashirelad did you consider - If it takes 2 men a week to walk a fortnight, How many apples in a bunch of grapes? |
Treesy

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 13:32 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 22 of 108 in Discussion |
| what??????? he will be 45 in the year 2025 |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 13:36 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 23 of 108 in Discussion |
| Treesy and probably relying on Anusol for his bunch of grapes! ;-( Rob |
No1Doyen

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| Treesy, Aslan said - Clue: It has to be in the 20th Century. |
Lemtich


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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 13:41 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 25 of 108 in Discussion |
| Okay, try this little test. Intelligence test I came across this somewhere.... Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question,OK? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this |
Lemtich


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| Third Question: >Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head >only. >Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. >Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. >Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add >10. What is the total? >Did you get 5000? >The correct answer is actually 4100. >If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! >Today is definitely not your day, is it? >Maybe you'll get the last question right... >...Maybe. Eh? I get 4200. How? Oh, I forgot to tell you. I lost an arm in a car race and now have only 5 fingers left. I do my counting in base 5. Maybe someday you will get some real brains. ... Maybe. >Fourth Question: >Mary's father has five daughters: 1- Nana, 2- Nene, 3- Nini, >4- Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? >Did you Answer Nunu? >I hope not! >Of course it isn't. >Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Whaaaaat? |
Groucho


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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 13:42 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 27 of 108 in Discussion |
| Treesy He would have topped himself knowing that having the aging disease Werner's syndrome he was due to crumble anyway... |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 13:53 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 28 of 108 in Discussion |
| Very Good Lem. |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 14:13 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 29 of 108 in Discussion |
| Lem Actually,..... If you overtake the last person, you are probably the first person lapping them! ROB |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 14:46 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 30 of 108 in Discussion |
| No 1 Doyen. If it is 1 trillion and 1, I will hate you for the rest of my life! |
No1Doyen

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| Chessman - Please don't hate me, it was the voices in my head that made me do it. Friends? |
No1Doyen

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| How about this one. I got it from my pal Steve down the pub (that's a big clue). Chessman I'll let you out of this one because you tried very hard on the other one. (please say you'll talk to me) The next number in this series, please: 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, __ (Another clue: it isn't 18) |
1python

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 16:18 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 33 of 108 in Discussion |
| is it a google....clear as mud to me.....but google just popped up |
Lemtich


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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 16:21 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 34 of 108 in Discussion |
| Is it 21? Lem |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 16:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 35 of 108 in Discussion |
| No 1 Doyen I forgive you, albeit very reluctantly! It is only because you are the best supplier of jokes in the TRNC! Now, this new one? Seems that it may not be a mathematical progression but the numbers are related to some specific events, places etc.....mmmmm...... |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 16:23 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 36 of 108 in Discussion |
| 33 and 34 - No, please try again. |
1python

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 16:26 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 37 of 108 in Discussion |
| still working on it No1 Doyen but not very well edumacated im afraid |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 17:21 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 38 of 108 in Discussion |
| Does anyone know the answer? |
Lemtich


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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 17:25 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 39 of 108 in Discussion |
| No but for some reason 24 comes to mind. lem |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 17:37 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 40 of 108 in Discussion |
| Still thinking! |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 17:38 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 41 of 108 in Discussion |
| Looking at a dartboard gave me no inspiration! |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 17:45 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 42 of 108 in Discussion |
| Sorry Lem it's not 24. Tip: Read the message again. |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 18:49 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 43 of 108 in Discussion |
| Any Guesses? |
Lemtich


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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 19:15 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 44 of 108 in Discussion |
| Well, you get dartboards in pubs but the sequence jumps all around the board in no particular pattern. Pool balls are numbered but again no pattern, are we on the right track with pub games? Lem |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 26/11/2008 20:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 45 of 108 in Discussion |
| No sorry Lem |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 09:43 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 46 of 108 in Discussion |
| No1 Doyen. I know I am going to hate the answer but my stress levels are too high to wait any longer! I hope Lem agrees but I need to know now! |
No1Doyen

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| Chessman, you are going to hate me for this. As I said the clue was in the message .."I got it from my pal Steve down the pub (that's a big clue)....." The answer is 41 They are my mate Steve's lottery numbers. Is that you swearing? |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 09:48 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 48 of 108 in Discussion |
| Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! |
Harold2555


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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 10:09 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 49 of 108 in Discussion |
| Guess they weren't the winning numbers either or they would still be down the pub P |
No1Doyen

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| An easier one - no trickery involved. Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible? |
Lemtich


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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 10:59 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 51 of 108 in Discussion |
| How is the following statement possible? The condemned man spoke half an hour after he was hanged Lem |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 11:08 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 52 of 108 in Discussion |
| Was he hung by the feet? |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 11:20 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 53 of 108 in Discussion |
| Is it because the date is BC not AD? It had better be, Bill! |
No1Doyen

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| Spot On Chessman. Well Done! |
No1Doyen

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| Lem. He was hanged, but he didn't die? I suppose that's too obvious isn't it? |
Lemtich


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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 12:08 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 56 of 108 in Discussion |
| Here we go, just a bit of punctuation required. "The condemned man spoke; half an hour after, he was hanged." Lem |
No1Doyen

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| Very Good Lem. Back to school for the rest of us............. I must learn punctuation I must learn punctuation I must learn punctuation I must learn punctuation I must learn punctuation I must learn punctuation |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 12:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 58 of 108 in Discussion |
| Nice on Lem. That reminds me of that brilliant book by Lynne Truss. ''Eats, shoots and leaves'' |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 13:13 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 59 of 108 in Discussion |
| No1Doyen re msg 32. I've also got one from a mate down the pub! The next number in this series, please: 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, _ _ (another clue: it isn't No1's earlier answer of 41) Rob |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 13:23 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 60 of 108 in Discussion |
| ROBnJO. You're playing with fire here. Chessman will get you.... Is it 15? |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 13:32 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 61 of 108 in Discussion |
| No1,... 15?,... why? |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 13:40 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 62 of 108 in Discussion |
| My understanding is of the theory that each odd-positioned number x_n is equal to x_{n-1} + (x_{n-1} - x_{n+2}) and each even-positioned one is equal to x_{n-1} * 4/((n/2)+1). The sequence would then be 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 15, 15, 12... But I guess I'm wrong! You wait 'til chessman sees this |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 13:45 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 63 of 108 in Discussion |
| No1 Big,.. Big,.. clue! Give me a 'name' with the number, & I'll tell you if it's right! |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 13:52 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 64 of 108 in Discussion |
| ROBnJO - Does it begin with a 'D' ? |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 13:55 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 65 of 108 in Discussion |
| No1, no,... an 'M'! |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 13:57 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 66 of 108 in Discussion |
| ROBnJO - how many letters in the name? Is it a Boy's name or Girl's name? Or a place name? |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 14:24 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 67 of 108 in Discussion |
| No1 8 letters, male name. The further sequence 'names' begin with: S, S, P, & M. |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 14:46 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 68 of 108 in Discussion |
| This is a bl**dy conspiracy. My wife must have put you up to this to drive me nuts and lock me away. ROBnJO are you in collusion with No1 doyen? The same numbers aaaargh! I am rapidly going off you both! |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 14:54 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 69 of 108 in Discussion |
| Chessman Clue: perhaps it will turn you to drink! Even bigger clue: the first numbers, 3, 6, 9, 12, 15,... can be represented by names beginning with: J, M, S, B, N. Rob |
No1Doyen

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| Hang on a minute are we trying to find numbers or letters now? This could go on for ever. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a punctured tyre. |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 15:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 71 of 108 in Discussion |
| No1 Doyen. ''Hang on a minute are we trying to find numbers or letters now'' I couldn't find my butt with two hands now, particularly after reading your msg 62! |
No1Doyen

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| Geoff, me too. I don't know whether I'm coming or going now! Come On ROBnJO help us out here, you'll have two suicides to contend with. |
ROBnJO

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| I've unfortunately got to do some work now. ;-( If you want to 'Give Up', I can give the answer now or leave it open till later. Rob |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 15:33 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 74 of 108 in Discussion |
| Over to you Geoff, I can hold on and leave the rope loose for a while! |
Groucho


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| Can you construct a grammatically correct sentence with the word "and" in it five times in succession? That is like this {..................} and and and and and {.......................} A man did when writing to complain about the new sign on his pub not being quite right..... According to the sign, the name of the pub was "The Pig and Whistle" Can you work it out? |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 15:42 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 76 of 108 in Discussion |
| If you want to wait till later,.... heres another one,.... Which is the only Street in London where you 'By Law' have to drive on the right?" Rob |
No1Doyen

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| ROBnJO. I know that one it's the turning into the Savoy Hotel. As for Groucho's, let me see now...[with one hand on the rope].............. |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 15:47 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 78 of 108 in Discussion |
| No1 Correct on the Savoy Hotel! Do you know why? |
1python

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 15:50 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 79 of 108 in Discussion |
| ive tried for hours to work all of these sums out but finally surrender, as a python ive never been a very good adder. |
No1Doyen

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| Groucho, Did the man stutter? (I bet he didn't) |
Chessman

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| Bill. Ok we'll hang on and keep trying. Rob. This better be good! |
No1Doyen

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| Heres an easy one whilst I sort out Groucho's.. What gets bigger the more you take away from it? |
Chessman

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| Bill. A hole. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! |
No1Doyen

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| ROBnJO. Is it because of letting people out of your car or taxi? |
Groucho


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| No 1 is it a hole? |
No1Doyen

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| Well Done Geoof. Now back to Groucho......[he says tightening the rope..] |
Harold2555


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| Regarding the Pub sign Dear sirs You have got the sign wrong it says the Pig and and Whistle not the Pig and Whistle and "and and" and "and" are two completely different things. Paul |
No1Doyen

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| There you go Groucho!...[he says undoing rope...] Well Done Harold |
No1Doyen

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| Now back to message 59. Who knoes the answer to ROBnJO's question. |
Groucho


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| Funny... I put in "A hole?" Three times and the BB would not accept it... just kept redisplaying this page... maybe there is advanced insult-spotting software employed now... |
Harold2555


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| Creepy Swear word Filter A hole not allowed unless in middle of a post |
Groucho


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| Nearly right... it has to be grammatically correct without any additional punctuation... Dear Sirs I am writing to complain about the new sign you have erected at my premises. The nature of my complaint is this, the gaps between pig and and and and and whistle are not the same. Yours faithfully Pinky and Perky |
Harold2555


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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 16:11 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 93 of 108 in Discussion |
| Good work Groucho I almost went down that route but couldn't quite get it to work. Paul |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 16:24 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 94 of 108 in Discussion |
| I don't want to be implicated in any matrimonial disputes,.. so will give the answer to msg 59! It was pub related. It was '18', 'Melchior' ;-( Champagne! 3 ltrs: Jeroboam 6 ltrs: Methuselah 9 ltrs: Salmanazar 12 ltrs: Balthazar 15 ltrs: Nebuchadnezzar 18 ltrs: Melchior 20 ltrs: Solomon 25 ltrs: Sovereign 27 ltrs: Primat 30 ltrs: Melchizedek Rob |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 16:34 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 95 of 108 in Discussion |
| Rob. That's good! Very clever although my brains has gone to mush! |
Groucho


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| Rob Rehoboam ? Is the size of bottle my wife would like to crown me with! ;¬) |
ROBnJO

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| Groucho You should survive that! It's only 4.5 ltrs! |
britvic


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| One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead guys got up for a fight, Back to back they faced each other, Pulled out knives and shot each other! |
No1Doyen

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| What Am I? You heard me before, Yet you hear me again, Then I die, 'Till you call me again. |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 17:17 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 100 of 108 in Discussion |
| No1 Re the Savoy,.. correct! The Savoy considered a Chauffeur in a right hand drive car would be discourteous to his passengers if he had to waste time walking around the car to let them out on the pavement side. On a 'right hand' road he could instantly open the door for them! Still happens today. Though the Savoy is closed for a multi £m refurbishment, the Theatre is still open and the road is planned to stay RH drive! Rob |
No1Doyen

 Joined: 04/07/2008 Posts: 16617
Message Posted: 27/11/2008 17:31 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 101 of 108 in Discussion |
| Coincidently Rob, one of my friends has the contract do carry out the refurb work. |
Chessman

Joined: 13/05/2008 Posts: 486
Message Posted: 27/11/2008 17:58 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 102 of 108 in Discussion |
| Bill. An echo. You are taking pity on me and keeping them easy for me, aren't you? |
ROBnJO

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 18:00 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 103 of 108 in Discussion |
| No1 I'm also involved there, with an independent business. The reopening has now been put back from May 'till September 09, costing me money! Can you ask your friend to get his finger out!! Rob |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 18:01 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 104 of 108 in Discussion |
| Geoff, I didn't want you to do anything to hurt yourself |
Chessman

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 18:05 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 105 of 108 in Discussion |
| Bill. I have a list of the top ten people in the world whom I hate the most. You are the only one on it! Although I might put Rob in at number 10! Just joking. Signing off until tomorrow. Take care. |
No1Doyen

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Message Posted: 27/11/2008 18:09 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 106 of 108 in Discussion |
| You to Geoff. Have a pleasant evening. |
frontalman


Joined: 28/02/2008 Posts: 499
Message Posted: 27/11/2008 18:36 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 107 of 108 in Discussion |
| He will be 44 in 1936. Treesy that's the 21st century. |
Groucho


Joined: 26/04/2008 Posts: 7993
Message Posted: 27/11/2008 20:06 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 108 of 108 in Discussion |
| "He will be 44 in 1936. Treesy that's the 21st century. " Not even close! |
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