Not a lot of people know that!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
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Message Posted:
26/11/2008 18:03

If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

The band Duran Duran got their name from an astronaut in the 1968 Jane Fonda movie "Bararella.”

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.

Charles Lindbergh took only four sandwiches with him on his famous transatlantic flight.

Playing cards were issued

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
26/11/2008 18:04

Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs -- it will let you go instantly.

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 18:07

In my next life I'm coming back as a pig!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 18:11

CID or in Uniform? (sorry if PP is reading this - it was only a joke)

Littlenige



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Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 18:17

Maggie&Bernie



In my next life I'm coming back as a pig



Never tried tantric??



goes on an hour and a half 4 if you take a viagra !!!!!!

Skogsy


Joined: 15/05/2008
Posts: 339

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 18:23

"To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs -- it will let you go instantly".

What if its got you by the hands?

Skogsy

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 18:33

Skogsy if that was the case i would suggest you stick the heed on it..........

jock1



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Message Posted:
26/11/2008 18:36

no1doyen i think it was barbarella, a typo error me thinks

Skogsy


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Posts: 339

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 18:39

Or kick it in the b*lls. Allright I know. What if it was a lady Croc'?

Tell it there is a 75% sale on starting now, anywhere, and when she gasps, run.



Skogsy

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 18:47

In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband,

and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room

to witness the act.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.!

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the

countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the

privilege of having sex for the first time Reason: under Guam

law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's

genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during

the examination. He may only see their reflection in a

mirror.

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,

but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a

male animal is punishable by death.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 18:48

Skogsy, message 9 - Funny

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 18:55

I would be working overtime in guam..............

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 19:03

Some questions

Is it the male pig who orgasms 20min?

What happens to the sow?

Is the goldfish a twit because didn't use protection?

Baby goldfish are black when born..Is male fish wary where mate has been?

In Cali,Columbia is mother allowed to help/join in?

Guam.what qualifications for that job?how do you apply?

Are there direct flights from Ercan?

Skogsy


Joined: 15/05/2008
Posts: 339

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 19:09

MikeLapta

What happens to the sow?

It doesnt matter what species the female is. They are all happy after 30 mins and to be honest who cares? And it does keep 'em quiet for a while. Little effort, big rewards.

30 mins. In my dreams.



Skogsy

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 19:16

Skogsy, there must be something wrong with you i thought that was normal, and no i aint a pig.............

Skogsy


Joined: 15/05/2008
Posts: 339

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 19:22

Jock1

Depends who you are with I suppose!!!

Beer time.

Evening all.

Skogsy

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 19:33

It was Milo O'Shea who played Duran Duran in Barbarella...



'til he got fed up and played Spandau Ballet instead....

joandjelly


Joined: 24/02/2008
Posts: 2953

Message Posted:
26/11/2008 21:03

Bit strange naming a condom after someone who fathered 160 children. I thought the point was to put a stop to all that!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
27/11/2008 09:32

male and female pig climax TOGETHER after 30 mins..mmmmmmmmmm

Shouldn't scientists extract how they do that,and sell to humans?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
27/11/2008 09:48

mikelapta, what you mean........oh alright I won't go there!

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
27/11/2008 10:22

The lucky swines...................

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
27/11/2008 10:50

That reminds me of Pinky and Perky

Groucho



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Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
27/11/2008 14:18

They were both boys!

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
27/11/2008 15:18

Well they both must have batted for the Pink team then

Groucho



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Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
27/11/2008 15:20

My favourite line from Morecambe & Wise...



Eric... "A quarter of a pound of jelly babies please... and make them all boys, 'coz you get more!"

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
27/11/2008 17:53

Coin in the air.are there any odds of it landing on it's edge?

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
27/11/2008 17:59

100,000 - 1. My Guess.

Groucho



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Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
27/11/2008 20:16

It will land on its edge quite often - but will it stay there?