Does anyone want to go on a hot date with mc styler

mcstyler


Joined: 15/08/2011
Posts: 205

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 12:21

I need a girlfriend fast, it,s a nightmare the club girls are costing to much they leave at 7am they don't make me breakfast or even a cup of tea, i have no real female company, and my villa is a tip, it needs a female touch. I'm 6ft tall about 15/16 stone no fat, i have black hair and i'm good looking. I don't know where i'm going wrong i'm always throwing lines at women and asking them out but no luck in north cyprus so far.



I'm looking for a fun girl aged between 18 to 80 who will keep my villa clean do lots of cooking, who will give it up whenever i fancy a bit, i like pretty girls who around 5ft to 5ft 6" and they must have nice feet.



Is there anyone interested

Katrin


Joined: 26/09/2011
Posts: 125

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 12:36

Yea with 80s old girl you will really have fun)))) Good luck )))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AngelaT


Joined: 25/04/2011
Posts: 114

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 12:36

Mcstyler,



If you stop thinking of women as slaves you may actually get somewhere!



Just a suggestion.......

mcstyler


Joined: 15/08/2011
Posts: 205

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 12:44

katrin



do you drive voltswagen polo

mcstyler


Joined: 15/08/2011
Posts: 205

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 12:52

katrin



yes i would sleep with an eighty year old, so what ?



The only problem is if she died half way through i'm not sure i could trust myself to stop.y

Katrin


Joined: 26/09/2011
Posts: 125

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 12:54

No im driving Maybach )))) http://www.maybachusa.com/index.php

EamonnMc


Joined: 18/06/2010
Posts: 1019

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 12:55

Post your photo and let the girls judge whether you are handsome or not !! They should be the judge not you !! You appear, however, to be a bit of a caveman in regards to your views of women, so a perfect match for you will probably be, squat, hairy and smelly......maybe you just need a dog ????? Lol.

mcstyler


Joined: 15/08/2011
Posts: 205

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 12:57

katrin



I thought it would have been a polo cuz i bet you have got a right minty hole.

mcstyler


Joined: 15/08/2011
Posts: 205

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 12:59

come on girls don't be shy, your mothers weren't .

mcstyler


Joined: 15/08/2011
Posts: 205

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 13:04

eammon



Well if it works for tarzan why not me.



Me styler you woman get coat pulled bitch.

mcstyler


Joined: 15/08/2011
Posts: 205

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 13:07

nice car katrin.



come on ladies don't all rush in at once.

Katrin


Joined: 26/09/2011
Posts: 125

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 13:13

i like you mcstyler you have to appreciate this bcoze im only one gir who like you

mcstyler


Joined: 15/08/2011
Posts: 205

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 13:16

katrin



Yes it does seem that way, thankyou very much, will you come to my next bbq then ?

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 13:55

mcstyler, i wish you lots of luck with your hunt for a new bird. It is difficult here. Such a small place everyone knows what your up to.



You sound a great catch so hopefully you will get sorted soon. 250 Lira anight must be denting your finances badly.



This was one good line that always worked well for me. Give it a try.



Just ask the young Lady if she knows the difference between a Willy and a sausage roll and if she say's know, well just ask her if she'd like to go on a picnic.



I wish you good luck and if you get a spare one between 18 and 25. Very pretty with dark hair and size 10 max. Please contact me.



My wife say's shes OK with it as long as I give her a few 100 Lira to go shopping.

mcstyler


Joined: 15/08/2011
Posts: 205

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 14:04

johhnylee



That's a good one real slap around the face material, i was in a bar last night and i went up to a nice looking girl and said that's a nice dress, she smiled and said thanks, then i said it would look even better on the floor of the disabled toilets, wack.

marks


Joined: 01/11/2011
Posts: 83

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 14:09

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 14:15

mcsytler , clean it up a bit or take a break , the choice is yours

Simbas

mcstyler


Joined: 15/08/2011
Posts: 205

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 14:16

Well that's what happened mate, i'm glad you think its funny.

lilyross


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 137

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 14:18

well done Simbas ..one sensible voice in a load of rubbish !

mcstyler


Joined: 15/08/2011
Posts: 205

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 14:22

Well done simbas, always one who spoils the fun.



I think i should be banned.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 14:24

Maybe Simba is the woman for you ?

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 14:30

Msg 20, yep that's me , i think you could be getting very near to a ban

Simbas

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 15:00

Don't ban him. Who ever he is, the guys only having laugh and making lots of other people laugh.



Some times life can be a bit too serious.



I think he has a great sense of humor. Then again I have not missed an issue of the VIZ since 1989.

dailoukat


Joined: 12/03/2011
Posts: 168

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 15:32

thats made me laugh today nothing wrong with that makes a change from the negative whingers that hijack topics for no reason

Cazleo


Joined: 06/04/2011
Posts: 232

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 16:05

Mcstyler's only having a bit of fun, no need to ban him, people shouldn't take things so seriously, it's not good for you!

Good luck in your quest Mcstyler, however, I think you may struggle if you don't review your chat up lines!!

babygirl


Joined: 13/02/2010
Posts: 109

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 16:58

Anyone who thinks this is amusing is seriously not well, why is this still going, thought this attitude to women went out many years ago!

KarmaSooty1


Joined: 29/09/2011
Posts: 91

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 17:03

Apparantly not, sadly.

mcstyler


Joined: 15/08/2011
Posts: 205

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 17:11

As i am female, it really shows how boring and serious some people are, anyone that takes this serious is very unwell.

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 17:13

So are you Arthur or Martha?

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 17:13

I don't mind a little fun but I do think he is overstepping the mark now.

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 17:15

He just comes over as someone very sad and lonely who will post any old rubbish to get a response.

KarmaSooty1


Joined: 29/09/2011
Posts: 91

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 17:15

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Name ben

Age 29

Gender Male

Marital Status Single

Location waltham x

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Last Post 05/11/2011

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philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 17:16

Is it coz he is black ?

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 20:10

@ msg 27, KarmaSooty1:

▶ [ http://is.gd/jpCQMo/warning_adult_content ].

sunrise


Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 274

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 21:29

This really made me laugh, can't believe anyone took it seriously enough to complain, but that's 44 for you!

Clarissa2


Joined: 12/06/2009
Posts: 1476

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 22:01

Re: Msg 34,

It looks like the second day of a bad karma for KarmaSooty!



http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/77931.asp



I saw it 'comeing' - the 'lieing'! 'Apparantly'!

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 22:42

Message, why nice feet???

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 22:50

Msg 37, maybe they need small feet













so they can get closer to the sink?

Panchocat


Joined: 29/11/2009
Posts: 1333

Message Posted:
05/11/2011 22:54

Well he's moving up the stars pretty quickly, could that be his aim?

hameln


Joined: 06/11/2011
Posts: 22

Message Posted:
06/11/2011 19:58

mcstyler just walk into the GAU pull out your passport and scream ' theres room for one more on here' and u will be inundated with beautiful young girls all interested in your hobbies and views on life etc..