Last joke I heard in UK

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
27/11/2008 20:39

Indian chief had only one testicle,so was known as "One Stone".He realised the squaws knew why he had this name."never call me that again,or I'll kill you"he declared.

Blue bird,was not aware of this,and next morning called out "good morning,one stone".He grabbed her,took her into the woods,made passionte love all night,and all the next day,then she died of exhaustion.

a few days later,Yellow bird,Blue birds cousin came to the village,unaware what had happened."Good morning,One Stone"she said.He grabbed her,took her into the woods,made love to her all night,all the next day,and the next night,but she did not die.

Do you know why?





Think



Think again





Ok. You can't kill 2 birds with one stone!!!!

fire starter


Joined: 19/06/2008
Posts: 3401

Message Posted:
27/11/2008 21:28

the last one i heard was, gordon brown was the new pm.

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
27/11/2008 21:55

good one,and the next joke...he'll be the next

fire starter


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Message Posted:
27/11/2008 22:04

never, the uk public can't be that stupid!

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
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Message Posted:
27/11/2008 22:05

mikelapta - very good!!

karakum5c



Joined: 18/03/2008
Posts: 1021

Message Posted:
27/11/2008 22:44

I thought Gordon only had one eye, is he missing a testicle as well ?