Joke:- In a Aussie Bar

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
12/11/2011 18:08

I was standing in a bar in Melbourne and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.



I said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”





He says “No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee”?



“No”, I say, "It’s because you’re drinking my beer you slanty eyed little bastard".

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
13/11/2011 08:07

Our favourite Australian bard volunteers his own recent bar experience!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s4ehMWmsg0