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mickhm


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 21:01

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My wife is trying to get my tiddly so she can have her wicked way with my body. What should I do?

lol



Turtle


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 21:03

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Drink it faster ,....



cooper


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 21:04

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That's easy, shag the arse of her !!



flightholiday


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 21:08

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Mick Msg 1 -Lie back and think of England (especially on Remembrance Sunday)



moxie


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13/11/2011 21:18

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:0

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Jovial_John


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 21:36

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I once told my wife to lie back and think of England - she asked if she could think of Robert Redford like she always does!



carolhm


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 21:46

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Would you like a whiskey shot with this beer love emmmmmmmmmmm



mickhm


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 21:51

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it's o.k. guys I found some galaxy chocholate in the fridge. I think is placated her for a while but what should I do in future to stop this re-occurence?



spider


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 22:18

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For goodness sake ! ...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjLjMSut_JU



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l3dPA8WISM&feature=related



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WzwrAUH9Ag



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpJ3xMTkhgs&feature=related



Now take a little ''Naff off'' till the morning lol.



Spider,X



spider


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 22:24

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Put this one on replay and you might need to stay in bet ta rest up all day tomorrow





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AE3uryCYDI&feature=related







Spider,X



rowlo



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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 22:30

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why dont you write a nice poem spider ?



mickhm


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 22:34

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Thanks spider I think your links have been great but I have been told that flowers speak a thousand words. Any idea where I can get a big cactus from?



rowlo



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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 22:39

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make sure you dont get a big prick from said cactus mickhm , lmao .



Cracker


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 22:39

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what a stupid and infantile post !!



spider


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 22:52

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I think this member dose not want to make love to his wife tonight and wants her off his back..



Please ''do not give her'' to mikelapta.Because I am sure you have at least some respect for her lol



rowlo..I cheat at poems pmsl..



Put this poor bitch on heat in the dog house for the night..Problem solved=Easy



'' Have no fear Spider is here to help you with your problems'' wmsl



Spider,X



spider


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 23:01

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rowlo



I have rolled up all my bad poems now and have a good idea...I rolled them round a wee iron rod bar and decorated them with ribbon.



They will be going up some members A&& and boy I sure ain't kidding.



Good poem thought lol.



Spider,X



hattikins


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 23:06

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Spider

Perhaps you ought to go to bed now, you're beginning to make a proper fool of yourself, life might look a lot better in the morning.



spider


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Message Posted:
13/11/2011 23:13

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Looks fine from here wi me chocolate..





If your bothered is your bed warm yet







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No1Doyen


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13/11/2011 23:45

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No1Doyen


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