LADIES wanted

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
01/12/2008 21:00

My name is Mike,a 66 year old single MAN,living in Lapta,young at heart,body and spirit.Hoping to meet single LADIES for coffee,drinks,lunch,dinner.and to develop a fulfilling friendship.Any LADIES in similar situation,requiring to meet

someone of opposite sex please email Mike_lapta @hotmail.comk

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
01/12/2008 21:01

"young at heart, body and spirit"



Old feet?

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
01/12/2008 22:02

wash and talcumed every day,sometimes twice!!

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 00:01

blimey Mike - how many are you after?? lol

PIPIE


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 00:18

Crikey Mike , Mushy peas on your wish list one day , ladies the next , what will it be next week , i just love it !!!!!!

lynneh



Joined: 16/04/2008
Posts: 19

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 00:24

Hello Mike, I would love to meet you for Lunch, Dinner, Coffee the only snag is I live in Bexhill-On-Sea at the moment, not coming out till February, perhaps you can reserve a table for me. Best wishes Lynneh

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 00:24

snakes alive !!!! at last a nice thread !! thank you !!! any left overs ha ha well done mikelapta

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 00:48

is that left over ladies Snakes or left over lunch? lol

Jo Valentine


Joined: 10/02/2008
Posts: 508

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 01:03

Hi Mike

I thought you'd duplicated your request for Ladies when I saw the next thread 'Bicycle Wanted ..........'

You said you'd save yourself for me anyway!

Jo Valentine

xxxxxxx

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 01:04

Jo - rofl!!!

Maggie

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 01:48

girls snap him up he is lovely have a go myself if himself wasnt so bis tall and strong i mean. he is a dish xx

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 02:22

Mike you should put a picture up on your profile! Us ladies like to 'window shop'!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 07:21

Maggie,we'll sort out some photos next week.Anyone can't wait look up oc Connecting Singles it'a free site.

Thanks for all replies so far

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 07:25

Had my mushy peas last night.,and washed and talc'd,but no phone call....

.

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 07:26

one at a time is fine

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 07:33

Lynne,it's a definite date.Thank you....roll on February.Promised Liz at Guido's we'll go there>She is so lovely and supportive.

I can't wait to say"Liz a bottle of your finest champagne,please !!

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 08:46

Maggie,we'll sort out some photos next week.Anyone can't wait look up on Connecting Singles it'a free site.

Thanks for all replies so far

I've been asked to give my tel no,05338713045.Thanks Liz for your endorsement,I'll pop in and reward you today!!but ladies,

take no notice I'm just an ordinary guy,missing "the scent of a woman".

So many lovely places to go here,restaurants to eat in,love to do as a couple.

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 08:48

Pipie,will try and think of something very interesting!

Mike

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 09:46

hi mike you are more than welcome , we are closed 2day to restock sorry sweeetheart pop in in the week it will be nice to see you lizx

fire starter


Joined: 19/06/2008
Posts: 3401

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 10:10

mike

put an ad in cyprus today.

a friend of our did and had loads of responce.

go for it!

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 10:19

Thanks fire starter..may try that too

bazilbrush


Joined: 29/03/2008
Posts: 404

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 10:54

Mike or any single people,

Try a site called Tagged my friend has joined and he is 65yrs old, it is free and there are dozen of single women looking for friendship and relationships in Cyprus. They are mainly from the south side but who cares it's not 100s of miles away.

Good luck and don't forget the invites to the wedding.

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 10:59

OK you,re on.don't buy a new hat yet though!!!

It will be yavas,yavas.

bazilbrush


Joined: 29/03/2008
Posts: 404

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 12:58

I wonder out of curiosity how many people married or otherwise checked out the tagged site. Be honest. LOL

BillyB


Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 436

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 13:46

My wife did, she's even sent Mike an email and ive just noticed she's already on that singles site. Life's so unfare.

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 13:53

I notice you are divorced.should that be ex-wife?



should I avoid?or are you recommending?

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 13:55

Mike. Billy is only 9 - his 'wife' is probably another little girl at his primary school - awe, sweet don't you think?

BillyB


Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 436

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 13:58

No its my present wife but I dont think you'll be interested Mike as she said she is only after uninhibited wild sex.

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 14:16

it's one way of losing my virginity!!will it hurt?Try anything once in my life

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 14:22

Maggie,you should be packing,not checking up on me....I suppose I'll have to stop dating next week and take you out!!

Just having a break from the gardening,thought I'd have a white wine and orange juice,poured the wine,then got another box out,that was white wine too.And you can't pour it away can you? Must find my glasses.

petlovers


Joined: 30/10/2008
Posts: 52

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 16:56

hello mike.

one of my friend is looking for someone.kind,loving and have a good heart.if you interested ring her.she leave in south cyprus. her name Claribel or Bing for short.tel.+35799062872,she sweet @simple.regards

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 18:53

Michael

If you are travelling to the South to meet Claribel take a map with you in case you get lost, and stay on the orange juice, beware of the coloured houses

Smithy

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 19:03

Better be quick,babes all the best parts will be taken!!.

Seriously you have to update your notes on shipping what's needed and where.eg Muhta's letter,where Immigation office is called "in outs ",
But thanks for all your help getting my stuff here.I'll recommend you and Ahmed Shipping

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 19:17

Hi smithy..do I know you?I'm sure we've talked recently!!! Thanks for advice.

I think I'll stay clear of the South for now.Especially Clarabelles....I'm sure that is clear as a bell.....Bing maybe surname Bong .I'm sure there's enough nice ladies to meet in the North,Girne is a big town,I'll start there!!!

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 19:31

sorry petlover,I checked your profile before replying.I thought it said you live in a pimp station,but it is near a pump station.And maybe as it's near Christmas your friend Bing could sing before the fling"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire....."I think my chestnts would be roasted too.

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 19:47

Mike! I am packed! and someone has to check up on you - you'll no doubt have a harem installed by the time I get there! Remember you're not a teenager any more and take it steady! Have another white wine & white wine - cheers!

petlovers


Joined: 30/10/2008
Posts: 52

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 19:47

hi mike,

sorry i used my husband profile,i dont have any email add,when i read your post i remember my freind in south,anyway if your not interested is that ok.

but if you want to see her she is really really nice at the age of 32.manythanks and regards........marsha

petlovers


Joined: 30/10/2008
Posts: 52

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 20:15

hi mike,

this is my friend email add; Im honey-bel08@yahoo.com

name; Claribell bing Collado

age;32

Limassol south cyprus

single

+35799062872

regards........marsha

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 20:23

Marsha,sorry I was very flippant,smack my wrist or wherever.Sorry she seems very nice and I love the younger lady.But she is young enough to be my daughter.tempting but no..thanks anyway

Mike

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 20:29

Michael, I think you have started up a harem here, if this is a new post watch out ladies

smithy

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 20:30

Hareem?go to Topkapi palace Istanbul......365 concubines for 1 sultan,I guess he had 1 day off on a leap year!!and his sons helped out.They all had the clapI'm doing my best to emulate just need another 364.......it's my day off tomorrow!!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 20:32

Pipie,,,,,,,got it,starts with a v and ends with an a.

any ideas?

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 20:40

Smithy,i'm just a simple Welshman,no Tom Jones or Richard Burton,Just one lovely lady will satisfy meOK could instead of will

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 20:57

Michael

To think I followed Tom Jones all over the country, been to see 17 of his live concerts and now I'm here its all in the past shame, but you do have one thing in common with Tom your both Welsh, a lot of great men come from Wales

smithy

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 21:51

Smithy you are very complimentary....Diolch yn fawr.

I'm afraid only got a couple of CD's of Tom Jones,but his CD with Jules Holland one of my favs.

So at these 17 concerts how many knickers did you throw?

I love a comment by Tom."They still throw knickers,but they are a bigger size,now!!"

Oh no,with this drought here inTRNC,started thinking about"The green green grass of home"

"It s not unusual?"Is it?

Sorry,couldn't resist....byeeeeeeeeeeee

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 22:08

Tsk, tsk, tell it like it is



Doctor, I can't stop singing "The Green, Green Grass of Home"



"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."



"Is it common?"



"It's not unusual."



Lem

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 22:23

Michael

I have thrown plenty and no they haven't got bigger, only his fan club and yes, the daughter of darkness"" is going back to the green green grass of home, well not yet as I have a few things on my calender to do first

smithy

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 22:25

Hi lem

Good one, hope your well

smithy

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
04/12/2008 11:19

Hi Pipie.....this is serious..and badly needed.

Where is a good supply of rotted horse manure??

Just bought lots of rose plants from Garden Centre that is closing down.

Mike

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
04/12/2008 11:35

If you drive to the Lefkosa roundabout where the floating rocks are, they have a horse training farm there I'm sure they will give you what you want. AGH the thought of it

smithy

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
04/12/2008 11:45

Smithy,thought I'd do all the dirty jobs before I start dating!!

Horse manure is the best,and it may have some little worms in it!!!

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
04/12/2008 11:48

Mike - there's a chap next to the Sempati hotel keeps horses - you might try there!

Maggie

I'll hold my nose when I call on Sunday!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
04/12/2008 11:59

Yes but he wants money for it !!!!and it's not very old.

Needs to be 2 years old,then no smell,tastes nice!!

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
04/12/2008 12:01

have you tasted it???????????????

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
04/12/2008 12:05

out of this post UG want my lunch now,

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
04/12/2008 12:07

Yes, see, you're putting the Ladies off now Mike with all this talk about sh*t

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
04/12/2008 12:24

Love me,love my sh*t......Going to Sempati and negotiate....

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
24/12/2008 16:16

Hi LynneI hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas,and look forward to meeting you in February.

PS I am being a really good boy xx

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
24/12/2008 17:26

hi mike my lovely, have you found a nice woman yet. Have a very happy christmas and a very happy new year . see you soon Love Lilli xxxx

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
24/12/2008 18:39

Hi Lilli,Have met a few lovely ladies,and become good friends,but still looking for that very special person.You'll be the first to know!!Cariad ti !!

Will call for my Xmas kiss!!!Love to you and Guido

xxxxx

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
24/12/2008 18:43

Where's the photo Mike?

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
24/12/2008 18:57

did send.but first laptop.look on" connecting singles"name lapta

Britvic,hold your partners hand,don't be tempted!!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
24/12/2008 18:58

did send.but first laptop.look on" connecting singles"name lapta

Britvic,hold your partners hand,don't be tempted!!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
24/12/2008 19:17

hi mike i await you my darling xxxx

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
25/12/2008 22:17

mushy peas..got thank you

horse shit.....negotiating

v......a have got

lady...........mmmm

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
26/12/2008 15:00

Msg 65,



Were you on the 'pop' last night by any chance?

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
26/12/2008 17:56

Hi britic,yes I was,and it wasn't britvics!!!!Maggie and Bernie took care of a lonely single man and gave me one of the best Christmas meals ever.And in 30 years never did a thing!!apart from eat and eat and drink!!

May stay single for next Christmas.....nahhhhhhhh.

Love to meet you AND your family when you come over

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
26/12/2008 18:51

Mike, Have you been able to speak to your son over the festive season? how's he doing?

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
26/12/2008 18:57

Thanks Britvic,no not allowed .He's not in uniform..ok?

mikelapta



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Message Posted:
27/12/2008 11:33

it was stuck on 69..

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
27/12/2008 11:56

What was stuck on 69?

mikelapta



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Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
27/12/2008 12:28

message no.69 !!!!!