Seeing is

gillken


Joined: 25/05/2008
Posts: 521

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 11:55

A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.



Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.

The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs."

gillken


Joined: 25/05/2008
Posts: 521

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 11:56

Picture this:



All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!

The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!



True story... Have a great day and remember...



THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 12:13

Hitting on the novel idea that he could end his wife's incessant

nagging by giving her a good scare, Hungarian Jake Fen built an

elaborate harness to make it look as if he had hanged himself. When

his wife came home and saw him she fainted. Hearing a disturbance a

neighbor came over and, finding what she thought were two corpses,

seized the opportunity to loot the place. As she was leaving the room,

her arms laden, the outraged and suspended Mr Fen kicked her stoutly

in the backside. This so surprised the lady that she dropped dead of a

heart attack. Happily, Mr Fen was acquitted of manslaughter and he and

his wife were reconciled.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 12:15

While motorcycling through the Hungarian countryside, Cristo Falatti

came up to a railway line just as the crossing gates were coming down.

While he sat idling, he was joined by a farmer with a goat, which the

farmer tehered to the crossing gate. A few moments later a horse and

cart drew up behind Falatti, followed in short order by a man in a

sports car. When the train roared through the crossing, the horse

startled and bit Falatti on the arm. Not a man to be trifled with,

Falatti responded by punching the horse in the head. In consequence

the horse's owner jumped down from his cart and began scuffling with

the motorcyclist. The horse, which was not up to this sort of

excitement, backed away briskly, smashing the cart into the sports-

car. At this, the sports-car driver leaped out of his car and joined

the fray. The farmer came forward to try to pacify the three flailing

men. As he did so, the crossing gates rose and his goat was strangled.

At last report the insurance c

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 12:16

At last report the insurance companies were still trying to sort out

the claims.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
02/12/2008 12:18

An unidentified English woman, according to the London Sunday Express

was climbing into the bathtub one afternoon when she remembered she

had left some muffins in the oven. Naked, she dashed downstairs and

was removing the muffins when she heard a noise at the door. Thinking

it was the baker, and knowing he would come in and leave a loaf of

bread on the kitchen table if she didn't answer his knock, the woman

darted into the broom cupboard. A few moments later she heard the back

door open and, to her eternal mortification, the sound of footsteps

coming toward the cupboard. It was the man from the gas company, come

to read the meter. "Oh," stammered the woman, "I was expecting the

baker." The gas man blinked, excused himself and departed.