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DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 18:19

... are very welcome.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 18:21

Use your own forum ?

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:12

Start us off Dutch !!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:14

Hans , I think you are having a little joke with us

Simbas

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:23

A wizard weez,indeed Slimblos.That Hans character,really is a bounder,scoundrel,and a cad,



Paul.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:24

BUY a television set exactly like your neighbours'. Then annoy them by standing outside their window and changing their channel using your identical remote control

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:26

A NEXT door neighbour's car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:26

I didn't know you were a Harry potter fan Paul

Slimblos

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:26

good topic, I like reading hints/tips.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:27

AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to "fast wipe" whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

Clarissa2


Joined: 12/06/2009
Posts: 1476

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:28

Re: Msg 1,

My hint of the day for you :



"Lachen bedeutet schadenfroh sein, aber mit gutem Gewissen." F.N.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:30

SAVE money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate







– Mr KVL 741Y

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:31

Keep your Christmas lights tidy by wrapping them around an empty toilet role tube

Simbas

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:33

Girls. Don't worry about a nice dress for that important first date.

All he's interested in is seeing you naked

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:35

Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the thing in the first place,









Post edited , that comment could be quite hurtful to some people Phil , not nice ......... Simbas

Giles


Joined: 16/08/2011
Posts: 256

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:36

"Lachen bedeutet schadenfroh sein, aber mit gutem Gewissen."



Hi Clarry, no point trying to look clever love, with Google translate, you look ordinary in about 3 seconds!!



Still happy to be a sycophant then!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:39

Msg15 , edited for reason given

Simbas

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:41

OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books.

Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 20:54

MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it.

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 23:40

Save money by doing an each way bet on the Oxford/Cambridge boat race. Clean the inside of windows only so that you can see out but leave the outside of windows dirty so that nosey passers by cannot see in. Put a coat hanger in the back of the shirts of boisterous grandchildren and hang them in the wardrobe. Buy her who must be obeyed a cheap sweater for Xmas. If it is too big she will be flattered and if too tight she will wear it. If the census official last year was "Tottie" take a chance and await this years visit in your bed. Spear Dutch from behind with a white hot poker for starting this thread but insert the cold end so that he burns his hand when he removes it !

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
01/12/2011 23:52

I am flabbergasted by all these nonsensical posts.

Blackpoolfan


Joined: 03/12/2008
Posts: 1568

Message Posted:
02/12/2011 00:43

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

bigjuss


Joined: 09/09/2010
Posts: 221

Message Posted:
02/12/2011 00:59

is this what this forum is for?

ridiculous immature banter that is seriously NOT funny.

BlueButterfly


Joined: 03/11/2011
Posts: 160

Message Posted:
02/12/2011 22:29

I found message 20 quite amusing.

Bradus


Joined: 25/02/2007
Posts: 2641

Message Posted:
02/12/2011 22:32

Worth starting the thread just to hear Deputydawq's post. I am still giggling!