Wynard is surfing

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 21:29

We can see you wyn.Dont be shy your mother wasnt lol

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 21:32

Newlad,



It is just a passing interest!



As they say, you can pick your friends, but not your co. members (or moderators)



wyn

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 21:37

Wyn



You old git !!



How are you hanging geezer !!!

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 21:38

Welcome back!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 21:41

Arrry,



At least the young ones good looking.



wyn

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 21:48

Wyn,

You cant sneak on here withiut old "two jags" best mate spotting you.Eyes like a shit house rat me you know,

Paul.

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 21:50

Thanks Wyn



I'm gonna cut the little bugger out of the photo



He gets all the girls !!!

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 21:52

arrry, Just put a Sheff Weds shirt on him that will do the trick !!

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 21:56

Turtle



He's allergic to anything blue !!!!



His dad's a Palace fan, poor lad, but i manage to buy him a a real



shirt now and again lol

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 22:21

Arry,

Let the lad make up his own mind.You will be teching him French next lol

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 22:32

Welcome back Wyn. I've been posting a few jokes just in case were looking in!

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 22:42

Welcome back Wyn..Began to think you had emigrated.Some will wish you had butnot me.Us northerners stick together regardless of political views and drink preferences..

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 22:44

"Us northerers" are you lost Coachie.................Stoke is in the midlands man

arrry



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Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 22:47

That's where "me duck " comes from innit ?

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 22:49

me duck....oatcakes and something called lobby ?

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 23:00

Like you Turtle I have been a resident here for nearly 50 years but was born on Tyneside,then moved into Durham just as the war finished.We came to the Potteries when the mines started closing and my father was offered his own house to come and work in the pits down here.



"me duck" is Derbyshire "arry.They only say "duck " in the potteries probably originated in the pottery factories when some one started hurling cups and saucers at one another ....

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 23:03

Turtle,



Had duck for my dinner this evening. I always find the feathers stick in my throat!



Us Northerners can forgive Coachie for his geography, but never his politics.



He has much to defend in Honest Gordon, the punters friend. "Bet I can run up more debt,



than you can"....... Oh! have you got the phone number of the IMF?



To be debated!



wyn

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 23:04

Who mentioned oatcakes duck, can you get them in Cyprus ? Cheddar cheese and bacon with mine please.

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 23:05

I was pulled up the other day for calling someone a "berk". I was told it was an extremely crude and offensive swear word.



Nonplussed, I asked why.



I was told it derives from Cockney rhyming slang for Berkshire Hunt.



Now superceded in modern times by a right James Blunt.



Lem

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 23:08

Sorry Coachie me owd mate didn't know yer from geordie land.

Never mind Newcastle mk2 is only up the road

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 23:12

you have only been back 2minutes you old Tory and you are being insulting about my geographical knowledge already. Its probably better than my politics Wyn.You can tell he is an affluent Tory,"Duck" for dinner,us ordinary workers have to put up with pidgeon pie....

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 23:15

Oh yes forgot you were an Oatcake eater also Hattie.

I can just see it now..................Ye Old Lapta Lobby & Oatcake Shoppe

You will make a fortune girl ?

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 23:18

Coachie,



I had Efes with my duck (leg) not a bottle of champagne with the pidgeon pie!



Champagne socialists!



wyn

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 23:21

Turtle

"Us northerers" are you lost Coachie.................Stoke is in the midlands man.

I thought anywhere North of the Watford Gap was North.

AJ

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 23:22

Prefer a drop of the "Brown" stuff, Newcastle that is...



Turtle.. where is Hattie from if she is an "oatie".....

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
05/12/2008 23:26

Newkie Broon is the North East's revenge on the south...

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 00:04

Wyn, duck feathers sticking in throat ?

What have I told you..... stop eating mallards out of Wynyard woodland park.

But I can understand why, Greasy Gordon is about totell us " Let them eat cake "

w26kay



Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 00:11

As a Birmingham Gal, I can confirm Stoke is "up North", well it was the last time I went there on the M6 signposted "M6 North Stoke on Trent".



It's North believe me.



Bimingham IS the Midlands.

rocky


Joined: 17/10/2007
Posts: 1749

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 00:25

I dont understand the midlands is the north int it there is nothing north of Birmingham is there? I am definitely south in somerset

w26kay



Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 00:28

Rocky now you are getting totally confused.

The "North" is North of Birmingham!

Tut tut didnt ya know?

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 00:29

Hi Turtle,

Was looking forward to retirement but the idea of the shop is * food for thought*, I could always put the car on the road and use the garage.

Coachie,

Biddulph, where are you.

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 00:52

Kay,

Birmingham is the West Midlands, Stoke is the East midlands which to me is The Midlands.

Draw a line on a map from Bangor to Boston and anything above the line is North the rest is South.



Which means..................sorry Kay your a southerner

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 00:57

Sorry Kay but Turtle is right.



I come from the West Midlands and now live in The North East.(best of both worlds)



wyn

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 01:00

Oh Kay



That means you are one of us now !!



Don't worry girl them northerners don't talk proper like what we do !

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 01:06

Great to see you back Wyn

regards , Simbas

w26kay



Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 02:27

Now I ain't..... they spake funny up North dow they?



Anything Yam Yam is "up North" to me.

w26kay



Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 02:29

Arry I'm not a Southerner, not a Northerner but a Midlander. And I have NO accent at all.

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 02:36

Kay



You must have an accent mate !



You cannot be a midlander without an accent .



Everybody has an accent ,it's your roots !



Unless you went to posh school , to lose it ! lol



Have you got a lawyers accent then ?



All proper and correct ?? lol

w26kay



Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 02:48

Arry Yes x

arrry



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Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 02:52

Kay



Got anything meaty on tomorrow or the usual grind ?

w26kay



Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 02:55

Errr tomorrow is Saturday? A non-working day for me anyway.

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 03:04

Oh yes, sorry



I've been home all week forgot what day it was lo l



Been chasing the little grandson round Tescos all afternoon .... worn out !!







l

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 08:05

I knew he was being a sneak and reading.. posters like to know what is being said about them...lurkers..

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 09:42

Msg 43.



Could it be a case of.....Fools rush in where wise men fear to tread?



wyn

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 09:46

Msg35.



Thanks Simbas. Nice to see you back too.



wyn

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 09:50

AH Mon Amie, God you look uglier every time i see your boat race.........

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 10:25

Jock1,



I could not stand a quiet civilised existence any longer. See msg43!



wyn

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 10:34

Hmmm ....................

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 10:51

Anywhere north of the Thames is North

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 11:09

A bit harsh that is Bill. Go a little bit further up .Say Watford that'll do .



I don't understand people not being proud of their roots !.I'ma Londoner



and proud of it . I still talk the same as i did forty years ago , and more .



I can understand people having to " modify " their accent ,due to your job ,but



in my opinion you've got what you've been given why change it.Regional



accents are great. Keep em !!

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 11:57

I come from Hull but we call it "ull" unless your posh and then its called Hall.definiteley the North East though,

Paul.



Welcome back to Wyn and Simbas.

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 12:13

Paul



What are you called if you come from Hull then ie : Cockney,Geordie .

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 12:14

Arry,

Unlucky mate lol

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 12:18

Sorry Arry,

Couldnt resist that one.People from Hull are called Hullensians.

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 12:21

Arry,

Are you a true cockney then Bow bells and all,

Paul.

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 12:33

No mate ,i come from the posh end of london Shepherd Bush !! lol



Rangers fan when i was young , of course but saw the light and became a



gooner later on .

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 12:48

Arry,

Shame on you.

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 13:00

Paul



I used to train with the Rangers youth team when i was younger , but not



quite good enough. But my hero Rodney Marsh was there at the time



and he used to finish training and come and join in with us ! Now he was



a diamond geezer !

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 13:42

Paul



You were called more than a Hullensian after you beat the Arsenal lol

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 19:24

Msg 44



Never argue with a fool they will only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience...



Mark Twain

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 19:30

I agree arry (message 50). I was born in South London - Guys Hospital. Never forget your roots!!

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 19:37

Oh, supposed by some, superior being. How can one believe that grown-ups took the time to write this bull...? When did they leave school? At the age of six?

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 19:38

who is this bloke ?

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 21:40

Kay..Turtle .. that Wynn was having ago at me about my geography,I think he ought to have ago at you two as well

Kay..Yow brummies is all yam yams,Especially if you dine in Walsall which you have done.Walsall,Castle Bromwich, 100%yam,yam country.



turtle ...I suggest you get a map out and you will find that the Stoke-on-Trent is classified as West Midlands.Anything Past Uttoxeteris East Midlands



No1.. A bit like Columbus you folk from the south.You will not fall off the end of the world,it is not flat ,and Watford Gap isnt the edge,there again having been in there on numerous occasions it could well be the end of the world...

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 21:50

Coachie your wrong my friend,

West midlands is a county and Stoke is in Staffordshire, when was the last time you saw an address in Stoke say "Werrington Stoke on Trent W Mids " ??



You need a new map my friend

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 22:01

turtle..you dont same as you dont seeit with East mids.Its justb a geographical term now that we all use post codes.If you remember years ago it used to be N. Staffs..South Staffs. But it was all changed when the electoral boundaries were changed.WestMIdlands is not a county it is an area which incorporates N.Staffs. S. staffs, some of Warwickshire and a tiny bit of Leics...

w26kay



Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 22:27

Coahie Walsall is no where near Castle Bromwich mate. You need a new Map. Perhaps Santa will get you one.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 22:32

Coachie.There are a few places 'up north' much worse than Watford

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 23:29

So what county is Birmingham in then ?

w26kay



Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 23:39

Turtle... The West Mids.

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 23:42

Thats what I said but Coachie says not

w26kay



Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 23:45

I think a Sat Nav for our Coachie, never mind a map.

w26kay



Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
06/12/2008 23:46

Santa, Coachie has been really really good......

fire starter


Joined: 19/06/2008
Posts: 3401

Message Posted:
07/12/2008 12:27

hi wyn

i just want you to know that even though we had words, it wasn't me who complained to the moderators, not my style.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
07/12/2008 12:49

Kay and Turtle..West Midlands as been a Metropiltan Boroughsince 1974,so I bow to you superior knowledge on the subject.I am affraid Walsall is not part of the area Kaycomes under Staffordshire.I was surprised to note that Wolverhampton comes under the West Midlands.If I can remember there were 8 towns that made up the said area, something similar to the 5towns that make up Stoke-on-Trent...

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
07/12/2008 14:03

negativenick methinks you are being a little bugger

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
07/12/2008 14:21

Msg 62, metthinks he has been told off this morning on another bb.