Haircut joke

wanderer


Joined: 05/02/2009
Posts: 1653

Message Posted:
17/12/2011 12:03

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.



Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.



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elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
17/12/2011 12:20

What happened after that? Is this going to be a weekly serial?

ismet

wanderer


Joined: 05/02/2009
Posts: 1653

Message Posted:
17/12/2011 12:24

The post didn't take

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you I'm doing community service this week.' The Politician was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.



And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.



REMEMBER, POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
17/12/2011 14:22

Ha Ha nice one....this will make me chuckle for a while..................and oh so true!!!

dearie


Joined: 08/03/2011
Posts: 142

Message Posted:
17/12/2011 17:33

Laughter is the BEST medicine - thank you - laughing out loud now. Sadly it's true though

Pete123


Joined: 04/06/2011
Posts: 31

Message Posted:
17/12/2011 19:12

A bloke goes for a haircut in Newcastle and asks for a perm. The barber replies 'Mary had a little lamb...'

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
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Message Posted:
17/12/2011 20:44

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Pete123


Joined: 04/06/2011
Posts: 31

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 20:53

Think of a Geordie accent....

Jonesy299


Joined: 07/02/2009
Posts: 367

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 13:29

Wanderer - nice one (made me laugh!)

davpat


Joined: 23/08/2011
Posts: 225

Message Posted:
20/12/2011 18:26

like it Pete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!