bit of light hearted fun.......

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 17:10

it goes something like this.................



first person says................I am in the lingerie business



second person says............ah, an how is your business going??



first person says..............Pants.......................



or: I am in the hairdressing business...................ah, and how is it going? ............I could curl up and dye.........



what can you all come up with????

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 17:12

I am in the floristry business, oh, and how is it going.................blooming!!

johnerebus



Joined: 15/05/2009
Posts: 72

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 17:42

I'm in the undertaking business, oh, and how is it going...? Dead



I'm a carpenter, oh, and how is it going...? Hard as nails



I'm a carpenter, oh, and how is it going...? Screw it!



I'm an electrician.. Oh, and how is it going...? Shocking



I'm in the banking business.. Oh, and how is it going...? I laughed all the way



I'm in the perfume business. Oh, and how is it going...? Smells as sweet as...



Etc .

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 18:23

I'm in the house building business in TRNC, oh , and how's it going?...".Home, Home on the Range where the deer and the antelope play".........

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 18:30

I am in the maternity business, oh and how is it going??? bit of a cock up ..................(oops sorry....., bit naughty!!)

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 18:35

Doctor catches Nurse with a pan of boiling water, he looks in the pan and screams"No Nurse !!I told you to prick his Boil"................

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 18:52

I'm a taxidermist.........stuffing all day !!!!





Mike

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 19:20

I'm in therapy for schizophrenia , oh, hows it going?...Great!..No its not!..Yes it is!!!...

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 19:32

I am in the plumbing business......... oh and how is it going?????..........thinking of pulling the plug.........

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 21:22

She was only a barmaid, but pulled the wrong knob and got stout.

tania


Joined: 09/12/2011
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 21:38

Im in the business

what business?

the lift business

hows business?

up and down



Im in thebusiness

what business?

the roundabout business

hows business?

its turning around



im in the business

what business?

the toilet business

hows business?

its crap



I'm in the business

What business?

The Courier Business

How's business?

Oh, we're getting there



I'm in the business

What business?

The Nasal Inhaler Business

How's business?

'Snot good



I'm in the business

What business?

The Undertaking business

How's business?

People are dieing to use us



I'm in the business..

What business?

Moderating business

Hows it going?

"Thread Closed

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 21:53

Tania, very good. ) )

BizziLizzi


Joined: 02/08/2011
Posts: 855

Message Posted:
18/12/2011 23:57

Astronomers - business is "looking up"



Gardeners - the business is growing



Tailors - not a patch on the old days



Car salesmen - we drive hard bargain



Plumbers - going down the drain

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 00:12

impressed..x

EamonnMc


Joined: 18/06/2010
Posts: 1019

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 00:56

Archaeologists...Their career is in ruins !!!

astro941


Joined: 22/05/2011
Posts: 193

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 03:40

I'm in the sex industry - all play and no work!