A Male Fairy Tale

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 12:09

A Male Fairy Tale.....



Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry

me?" The Princess said "No!!!" and the Prince lived happily ever

after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny, long-legged, full-breasted

women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to topless bars and

dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan

and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and

banged cheerleaders and kept guns in his house and ate spam and

potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated

on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was

frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

.....The End

joandjelly


Joined: 24/02/2008
Posts: 2953

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 15:53

Lol very funny

Riddles


Joined: 26/04/2011
Posts: 429

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 16:35

...and he develop diabetes, STDs and cirrhosis of the liver -and that really was

The End

EamonnMc


Joined: 18/06/2010
Posts: 1019

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 17:04

But What a way to go !!!!

beachsidebum


Joined: 02/03/2010
Posts: 425

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 17:07

Nice one Vaughan !!

Jovial_John


Joined: 31/01/2009
Posts: 1024

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 19:57

A man goes to the toy shop to buy a Barbie for his daughter's birthday and asks an assistant for help.

"Well" the girl says "You've got Standard Barbie for £19.99 but nobody buys that".

"You've got Surfing Barbie for £29.99 which comes with 2 swimsuits and a surfboard; you've got Policewoman Barbie for £39.99 which comes with a police dog and a police car; you've got ....." and goes through the list ".....and finally you've got Divorced Barbie but that's a bit expensive at £99.99".

"Wow" says the man "why so much"

"Because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat......................."

dippersgirl



Joined: 04/05/2010
Posts: 795

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 20:54

As far as the toilet seat issue goes, did you know that you now can buy toilet seats that close - silently, lid and seat - at just a little flick of a finger

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 21:52

I can think of better ways to flick my finger....

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 22:49

Haven't you got a hankie then?

dippersgirl



Joined: 04/05/2010
Posts: 795

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 22:52

A Hankie???

Ed1957


Joined: 03/09/2011
Posts: 377

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 23:07

Wot is the issue with a toilet seat? You want it down, we want it up. get over it

dippersgirl



Joined: 04/05/2010
Posts: 795

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 23:21

It's the lid, not just the seat. Why do they have lids? To close !!

dippersgirl



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Posts: 795

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 23:22

I don't really worry much, it's just part of the joke!!

dippersgirl



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Posts: 795

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 23:23

And this thread has given me another star!!

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
19/12/2011 23:59

I think you are proving the "truth" of the "joke".

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
20/12/2011 01:22

Msg 15, lol you are right.