Joke:-What's in the box?

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
26/12/2011 11:19

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She

picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.



The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell

you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people

buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are

buying the cat food for your cat."



The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back

to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to

buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we

cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of

old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that

you are buying the dog food for your dog."

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
26/12/2011 11:19

So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the

dog food.



The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little

old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The

cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."



The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box

that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and

quickly pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."

The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet

paper."

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/12/2011 12:03

Top Joke...... ) )

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
26/12/2011 14:08

Very Good Top Ten.



When i was in the UK recently, I saw an RAC van parked in a Lay By, I noticed the driver was sat there sobbing uncontrollably and he looked very miserable, I offered him help and asked him what was the problem?



He replied, I'm heading for a breakdown.

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
28/12/2011 14:45

It was the heart of Christmas shopping season, and a married couple

had been at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife

realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her husband’s cell phone and

demanded: “Where the hell are you?!”



Husband: “Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the

Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have

money that time and said, “Baby it'll be yours one day?”



Wife, with a smile blushing: “Yes, I remember that my Love.”



Husband: “Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop.”

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
05/01/2012 08:14

The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.



I told her I was looking for cheap flights.



"Oh, I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, hugged and kissed me.



That night we had the most amazing sex ever..........



Which is odd because she’s never shown an interest in darts before.